8 Simple Rules · Season 1
(to Rory) How do you know Sabrina even likes you?
Well, Patches stole a note from Megan, who got it from Lacey, who was passing it to Katie, and it said Sabrina called me "hottie with a body," which is a good thing, so it's pretty much a lock.
Oh my God. You've turned into Bridget.
What-ever!
[About Bridget's career choice and how Paul is interfeering] Alright I'll give you an example. When I was a little girl my mother would always cut off the ends when we had a pot roast. So one day I asked her why, and she said it was because her mother always did, so I went and asked my grandmother and she said it was because her mother always did. So one day i finally went to my great-grandmothers house and I asked her why she cut the ends off her pot roast. And you know what she said? Because the pan was too small Do you see what I'm getting at?
We're having pot roast for dinner?
Paul (to Kerry): You are kind of special!
Awww, Dad, that means so much...
Not right now, I need to go talk to your sister.
Paul (to Bridget): Let me tell you a story. Your grandmother always cooked the pot roast in a little pan, so one day your mother asked her why. And she said, "Because that's how my mother used to do it." So to make a long story short, you're mother went to her great-grandmother and asked, "What's up with the little pan." And do you know what she said?
No.
I don't know either. But you're grandmother sure does make a grreat roast.
Oh, yeah.
(sarcastically) I remember her as just such a happy little girl on the playground, smoking.
(As Bridget and Kerry run down the steps)
I am going to kill you!
What is going on?
I just talked to Amanda who talked to Michelle who talked to Walker who's dating Josie that you...
Kerry kissing Kyle meant nothing!
Borrowed my sweater! (long pause) What?
(to Kerry) You borrowed her sweater?!
Christina (to Kerry): So do you want to listen to music or watch tv or something?
No.
You're no fun.
Sorry.
No, I like it.
This seems awfully familair.
(after overhearing Bridget and Kyle talking about what he thinks is them having sex) Aha! Get away from- (sees they were talking about cinnamon buns) those cinnamon buns. They're fattening.
You are dead!
It's not what it looks like!
I have one question for you. Are you gay?
No
Wrong answer.
This place looks familiar
I alway thought you were a little fruity. Well, you better nip it. Nip it in the bud!
It's just when Ben looks at me, it's like I'm the only one in the room.
It's a private lesson in our garage. You are the only one in the room.
Hey!
Rory!
Oh hey.
Where's Bridget?
I can't tell.
Rory, we don't keep secrets in this family.
Ok. Mom's got yearbooks. Oh, you mean Bridget. She went out with Ben. I'm her decoy.
(Paul leaves then comes back)
I knew you had yearbooks.
You can stop building that monkey bed right now.
Aww, man!
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