“Goodbye Zoey?” · Season 3
In this episode: Michael Barret (7), Chase Matthews (4), Logan Reese (4), Lola Martinez (2), Quinn Pensky (2), Zoey Brooks (1)
What are you guys doing here? Why didn't you tell me you were coming? Mom, what did you do to your hair? Why aren't you answering my questions?
'Cause you're not taking any pauses.
Why are you here?
Well, we have a little news.
Are you having a baby, Mom?
No.
No babies. No babies, right?
No. No.
Hey, you know Chase...he was probably on his way here, then fell down some stairs. Landed on his big bush of a head.
I don't wanna play volleyball with Gretchen.
How icky is she?
Well, what is Chase thinking? Why would you wanna hang out with a girl like that?
Uh, it's pretty obvious.
What?
She's blonde, insanely pretty, she looks like Zoey.
Well, yeah, but... Oh my god, you think that's why he wants to be friends with her?
Totally. I mean, come on, there's nothing appealing about her personality. This is like Psychology 101. He misses Zoey, so he's trying to fill that void with a substitute.
That's so stupid. No one can replace Zoey.
There he is. What are you doing?
You were supposed to meet us at Sushi Rox.
I am, but I invited Gretchen, and she's a little late.
Oh, why'd you invite Gretchen?
'Cause she's my bud. I'll go see if I can find her in the hall.
What's wrong with him? Why can't he see that Gretchen's disgusting?
Tsk. Because she looks like Zoey.
Then Chase needs a psychiatrist.
Ah, give the boy a break.
Dude. Trying to replace a girl with another girl just 'cause they look alike, that's a little sick.
So? You're sick too.
I'm not sick!
Then why do you take at least a hundred digital pictures of yourself every week?
'Cause I have movie star good looks.
See that? You're sicker than I thought.
How can a girl that looks that much like Zoey be so--?
(finishes) Nauseating?!
Yeah.
(sighs) I think it's time.
For what?
An intervention. We gotta talk to Chase about Gretchen.
All of us together?
Naw. (points to Logan with his thumb) I think me and Logan should do it alone. Could get ugly.
How's it coming?
I'm getting it. Why don't you come help me?
Because if I don't send this report in to Mr. Bender, I'm gonna get a 0. (tries to x-out) How do you close this webcam software?
Just click on the little box in the corner.
I see no little box!
Well, just click somewhere!
Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
I saw this in a prison movie.
We need to talk.
We do.
Okay, is, uh... (takes his backpack off and puts it down) everything all right?
Nope.
You gotta quit hanging around with Gretchen.
Oh, really?
Really.
Why?
She's disgusting!
Hey, well, don't hold back.
Come on, you know you wouldn't hang out with that girl in a million years if she didn't... (sighs)
If she didn't what? (Logan and Michael don't answer) If she didn't what? Just say it.
If she didn't look like Zoey.
(snorts twice) You guys are ridiculous.
I don't think we're ridiculous.
Unlock the door.
It's okay that you miss Zoey.
I don't miss Zoey. Okay, I haven't even thought about her since she left.
You're saying it's just a coincidence that Gretchen looks exactly like Zoey?
I don't even see a resemblance.
(scoffs) Everybody thinks they look alike!
And that's why you're hanging out with her! She's your little "Zoey replacement," and that's a little bit sick.
(to Logan) Uh, subtle.
He needs to hear this.
I don't need to hear anything from you guys right now. (as Zoey reads a magazine, a small beep from her computer alerts her that she has a webcam connection, and she begins to watch the conversation) If you cared about me, you wouldn't judge my friends!
So you don't think it's weird that right after she leaves PCA, you make friends with some bizarr-o girl that just happens to look exactly like Zoey?
Gretchen is a lot of fun.
Ha! Yeah, like the way she spits and picks her nose?
Oh, yeah. Don't forget the fun way she pops her pimples at lunch!
Unlock the door.
We'll unlock the door when you admit that you miss Zoey.
Well, then we better order some pizzas and a toilet, 'cause we're gonna be in here for a while.
Why is it so hard for you to just admit it's killing you that Zoey's gone?
It's hard to admit something that's not true! (Zoey looks upset)
Chase...
Enough! Alright?
Ooh! Looky here.
Put that down.
Zoey gave you this, right?
Maybe, just put it down.
Why? If you don't care about Zoey, then why would you care about a stupid little stuffed animal she gave you?
Logan...
It's cool. Chase doesn't care about it.
That's right, I don't.
Good.
Good.
Well then I guess it wouldn't bug you if I do this! (rips the head off the giraffe)
(calms down) I'm sorry!
It's cool.
I'm sorry!
It's okay.
You're right... Everything you guys said is true.
We know you miss Zoey, man.
I don't just miss her... I'm in love with her. I've been in love with Zoey ever since I met her. When she got out of her dad's car, and I saw her standing there, and I rode my bike into that stupid flagpole, (Zoey softly smiles) I was in love with Zoey before I hit the ground, and I don't think that feeling's ever gonna go away. (Zoey looks surprised)
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
