You know, why do they call this an "eggplant"? It doesn't look like an egg, it doesn't look like a plant.
So, what should they call it?
I don't know. Veggabush.
“Miss PCA” · Season 3
In this episode: Chase Matthews (2), Michael Barret (2), Zoey Brooks (1), Lola Martinez (1), Quinn Pensky (1)
This is important to me! I want to be on the cover of Buzz!
No, you don't, you're just obsessed with beating Lola because you guys are in a fight!
Okay, I do not need a therapist, so if you're not gonna help me—
Maybe, you do need a therapist, because you're not even acting like you.
Oh, I'm not?
You're the one who said contests like this bring out the worst in people. Well, guess what? It's bringing out the worst in you!
That's so not true!
It's like...you? To run around, freaking out, dying for Logan to pick you as the prettiest girl at PCA?
(brief pause) ...Topaz, pearls, or red balls?
This is so much better than a beauty pageant.
So much better!
Girls — always fighting dirty.
(starts to laugh) Fighting dirty, That's funny!
It is? ...Yeah, that's right, it is! It sure is! You just laugh it up, Quinn. Compliments of Michael Barrett!
It wasn't that funny.
I know. But now, he'll stop trying to make me laugh.
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