“Son Of A Dean” · Season 3
In this episode: Chase Matthews (3), Michael Barret (3), Logan Reese (2), Lola Martinez (1), Quinn Pensky (1)
(to Zoey) On a first date, a guy and a girl are just checking each other out.
The second dates are like a compatibility test. To see whether you guys get along.
Third date is a real turning point.
Whether to see if your gilfriend material.
Or the dreaded "just friends".
(on "The Chase and Michael Show", the two boys are bowling pins about to be hit by the ball)
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Calm down!
I can't calm down! We're about to be hit by a big, flat ball!
B-b-but, maybe it will miss us!
How's it gonna miss us?! We're right in front! Oh, man! He's about to roll! It's gonna roll!
Hey, I got an idea!
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
When the ball rolls at us, hop up and down.
Why?!
'Cause, maybe-maybe when the ball gets here, we'll be up! And it'll roll right under us!
Here comes the ball! Ahhhhhh!
(at the table with Chase) Ah, we're cute.
Yeah. Now, we just need 25 more ideas.
Yeah. Okay, okay. How about this. Our characters are two dolphins that are afraid to be hit by a boat.
Yeah. See, that's the same thing as the bowling pins.
No, we're dolphins.
We're being sued...
(cries for a bit) I told you we should've gone with the dolphins!
Okay, you are the worst roommate ever!
But, I am goooood-looking.
All right! You want an idea? How about... your characters are bowling pins and you're terrified of being hit by the bowling ball. How's that?
That could be really funny. How did you think of that?
I'm good at everything.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
