YuYu Hakusho Season 1 quotes

[waking up screaming] It's terrifying! I didn't know nightmares could be so bad!

[screaming again] GAH!

Come on Kuwabara, get your head out of that damn game and listen to me! I don't want you to think I'm weird or anything, but please please please just kiss me!

Koenma

Five more minutes. What will you do if she doesn't make it in time?

The only thing I can do: wait around another fifty years. Then I'll go see Keiko when she's an old hag!

Keiko

Please come back. I need you. Yusuke, please! [starts crying] Yusuke! No, don't go! No! Yusuke!

Koenma

She didn't make it.

Botan

[looking around in confusion] Huh?

Hey, nice kiss.

Keiko

[throwing her arms around Yusuke, tears of joy running down her cheeks] Oh, Yusuke!

Pardon us sir. Could we borrow a little cash?

You see, we've lost our wallets and we need to call our moms.

You remember how the Golden Rule works, don'tcha?

Just give us all the money you've got on, okay?

Are you guys talking...to me?

Eh?

I mean, you see me?

[clenches one hand into a fist] Who else would we be threatening, buddy?

I can talk trash to people and even touch them! To be alive is a wonderful thing! [sighs happily and walks off]

How dare you! You can't touch me!

Leave 'im alone; it ain't right to mess with the crazies.

[entering the coffee shop with his gang] Eikichi! Eikichi, where are you?

She's safe here with me. Now let's see what you've got there.

There. I got you several kinds; I didn't know what you liked.

Well isn't that very interesting, Kuwabara. [holds up a small piece of paper] Didn't know they gave receipts for stealing!

What difference does it make? I gave you the comic books, now give me Eikichi!

Fool. You've missed the point entirely. I was trying to teach you the thrill of stealing things. This is not what we agreed upon! Now apologize. You heard me. Get on your knees and apologize for being wrong.

Never!

Don't push it, Sakamoto!

Quiet! [falls to his hands and knees]

Kuwabara, don't!

I'm...sorry, Sakamoto. I was wrong.

What's that? You were mumbling.

I'm sorry I was wrong!

[in another booth, thinking to himself] Whoa! This Eikichi girl must be something special to make him sink that low.

You're pathetic.

You might as well give us your backbone, too.

[pulling a kitten out of a bag] I just can't believe you're doing all that for a retarded fuzzball!

Eikichi!

It's...that guy! It's Yusuke Urameshi!

You...you've really come back from the dead!

That's right, and I'm in the mood for a relaxing throwdown!

[handing Eikichi to Kuwabara] Here! Hold this guy, wouldja?

Hey! It's a she!

You have all that's required to be detective of the Spirit World.

That's a fancy title. What do they do?

You'll learn soon enough, Yusuke. The appointment is mandatory.

Whoa, slow down! How the hell do you know my name?

Don't get fussy! I hope you know mine, too! [takes off her hood, revealing herself to be Botan]

[after being told that his first case as Spirit Detective starts tomorrow] Well, so much for the good old R and R.

Kurama

[after Yusuke appears to arrest him, Gouki, and Hiei] Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested.

Hiei

[to Yusuke] You're a team player. A save-the-day superhero. I hate people like you.

Tell me. Is that hunch coming from one of those guys?

Hard to say. I think the feeling is hidden really good. It's just hanging in the air and I can't tell where it's coming from. Sort of like a...a...

Sort of like a fart in a crammed elevator?

[about his spirit sword] Pretty cool. But how am I supposed to turn it off?

[on Yusuke] This brat's spirit energy has a very unusual wavelength. It responds to desperation by getting stronger.