Okubo quotes from YuYu Hakusho

Come on, let's go back! This isn't right!

Shut up! Let go of me, wouldja?

What? Kuwabara?!

[entering Yusuke's apartment while being restrained by his friends and screaming at his picture]Damn you! You think you can just back out 'cause you're scared!

Kuwabara, this place is for mourning!

I'm not gonna leave! Not until he comes out here and lets me fight him!

He can't do that!

I'm gonna beat you down, you punk! You hear me? [his voice breaks as he tries to hit the picture] Who do you think you are, huh? Dirty punk! Who am I gonna fight now? Who am I gonna fight?

He's gone!

No! [throws a punch at the picture, but stops inches before he hits it, sobbing] You're supposed to be here...for me.

Kuwabara! Are those new bruises today?

I got piled on by those guys you said were harmless, but I didn't touch 'em!

I'm so impressed. But I talked to some of the other teachers yesterday about our arrangement, and they said I was too easy on you.

What?!

I was just as surprised as you are, but they were convinced! So, in addition to not fighting, you must all score fifty percent or higher on the Physical Science test!

Hey! You can't just keep adding conditions!

I'm afraid I just did...and if one of you fails, Okubo's job goes out the window. [walks away]

[scoffing] Please! We can pass that test easy if we study a little! I got, like, a forty-five on my last Physical Science test!

No worries here; I scored a fifty-seven. How 'bout you, Okubo?

Yeah, I got a thirty-nine, so if I try a little harder I'll be good. We're gonna be okay, right Kuwabara? What did you get?

I got a...A SEVEN!

Well what do you know, Kuwabara is stupider than I am!

Botan

What did you make on your last test?

[proudly] I got a twelve.

[entering the coffee shop with his gang] Eikichi! Eikichi, where are you?

She's safe here with me. Now let's see what you've got there.

There. I got you several kinds; I didn't know what you liked.

Well isn't that very interesting, Kuwabara. [holds up a small piece of paper] Didn't know they gave receipts for stealing!

What difference does it make? I gave you the comic books, now give me Eikichi!

Fool. You've missed the point entirely. I was trying to teach you the thrill of stealing things. This is not what we agreed upon! Now apologize. You heard me. Get on your knees and apologize for being wrong.

Never!

Don't push it, Sakamoto!

Quiet! [falls to his hands and knees]

Kuwabara, don't!

I'm...sorry, Sakamoto. I was wrong.

What's that? You were mumbling.

I'm sorry I was wrong!

[in another booth, thinking to himself] Whoa! This Eikichi girl must be something special to make him sink that low.

You're pathetic.

You might as well give us your backbone, too.

[pulling a kitten out of a bag] I just can't believe you're doing all that for a retarded fuzzball!

Eikichi!