Kuwabara quotes from YuYu Hakusho

[waking up screaming] It's terrifying! I didn't know nightmares could be so bad!

[screaming again] GAH!

[about his spirit sword] Pretty cool. But how am I supposed to turn it off?

Hey hey, how did that kid get so big? Hey, the grass got big too! Wait a minute... [sees giant caterpillar] that's a... a caterpillar! I've turned into an insect!

He's a rock, Urameshi! How are we supposed to fight against a talking rock!?

Whoa that's heavy! And that's just one of his arm things!

[after Elder Toguro disrespects Genkai's memory] You have no soul. You're just a nasty little waste of space! Now DIE!

A mulberry is a tree, and Kuwabara is a man. And I'll prove it. We all have to die when our time comes, but if we do our duty we don't got regrets, so taste a little piece of my sword, Toguro!

When men do what they're supposed to do, it's not always about what they want.

Hey Kuwabara, you're conscious. I'm not used to that!

That was a cheap shot last time and I was only knocked out for a little bit, okay? Now I'm back and I'm gonna beat your face up so bad even kittens won't look at you!

Come on, let's go back! This isn't right!

Shut up! Let go of me, wouldja?

What? Kuwabara?!

[entering Yusuke's apartment while being restrained by his friends and screaming at his picture]Damn you! You think you can just back out 'cause you're scared!

Kuwabara, this place is for mourning!

I'm not gonna leave! Not until he comes out here and lets me fight him!

He can't do that!

I'm gonna beat you down, you punk! You hear me? [his voice breaks as he tries to hit the picture] Who do you think you are, huh? Dirty punk! Who am I gonna fight now? Who am I gonna fight?

He's gone!

No! [throws a punch at the picture, but stops inches before he hits it, sobbing] You're supposed to be here...for me.

[after Akashi tells them that they cannot fight for one full week or Okubo will lose his part-time job] Can you make it shorter? How about two hours? [is pushed back by Kuwabara] That seems fair, right?

If you want one week, then you got it!

But can you do that, Kuwabara?

Three hours! Ask for three!

Botan

Kuwabara's so loyal to his friends; I'll have to make a note.

[mocking Botan] Oh yes, he's so brave. [normally] You just wait, Botan. This little promise of his won't last for long.

Botan

You don't think that Kuwabara--

Huh?

Those boys should be arriving any minute now.

Mr. Akashi? Gee, doesn't this guy have a life besides tormenting kids?

Kuwabara, we've been waiting!

Now's really not the time! [starts running away]

What is this, Kuwabara? Are you actually running away like a sissy?

[stopping and turning to face them] Oh, no. I'm not goin' anywhere!

He does have the guts to face us without his slave boys!

Especially with the ass-kicking we're about to give him!

[running back over to them] Talk all you want! Let's see what you can do!

See? What'd I tell ya?

Botan

Hmm...

[laughing] It couldn't be more perfect!

But I'm not gonna fight back, so you just hit me as much as you're gonna and let me get out of here!

What did he say?!

Botan

[admiringly] He's so cool!

Kuwabara! Are those new bruises today?

I got piled on by those guys you said were harmless, but I didn't touch 'em!

I'm so impressed. But I talked to some of the other teachers yesterday about our arrangement, and they said I was too easy on you.

What?!

I was just as surprised as you are, but they were convinced! So, in addition to not fighting, you must all score fifty percent or higher on the Physical Science test!

Hey! You can't just keep adding conditions!

I'm afraid I just did...and if one of you fails, Okubo's job goes out the window. [walks away]

[scoffing] Please! We can pass that test easy if we study a little! I got, like, a forty-five on my last Physical Science test!

No worries here; I scored a fifty-seven. How 'bout you, Okubo?

Yeah, I got a thirty-nine, so if I try a little harder I'll be good. We're gonna be okay, right Kuwabara? What did you get?

I got a...A SEVEN!

Well what do you know, Kuwabara is stupider than I am!

Botan

What did you make on your last test?

[proudly] I got a twelve.

[perched on the back of Kuwabara's chair] It's a good thing I came over to check on him; he's fallen asleep in the final inning! [gently shaking him] Hey, Kuwabara! Kuwabara! Wake up and study, doofus! Your test is tomorrow! Ah, seems he's out for good...guess I'll have to show up in his dream.

[seeing Yusuke] Urameshi! You've come back for a fight, huh? Well, I'm gonna make cat food out of you!

Hey, whoa whoa whoa whoa! [picking up Kuwabara's textbook] You've gotta pass this test first!

[yanking the book out of Yusuke's hands] Gimme! I was just studying this before you showed up.

Why is the color of blood red?

Because of all the red blood cells! They color it. That's easy.

But what's the pigment?

Hemoglobin! I forgot!

And what causes your blood to clot?

[mumbling in his sleep] Plate...lets...

[nodding] Yes...good, good.

[in disbelief] No! That's wrong!

And what's really painful is that you were so close! But I'm afraid a promise is a promise, young man. I'll go notify Okubo's employers.

But I checked it!

Oh well. I guess there are many things you can't do right. [walks away]

[thinking] I know this isn't right! I checked all the answers myself! [notices the answer that Akashi erased] I...I don't believe it! That no-good teacher erased my last answer! Who does he think he is?! [runs after Akashi in a rage] I'll show you!

[yelling and grabbing Kuwabara's wrist] Kuwabara, stop! I don't know if you can hear me, but I'm gonna say this! Just remember Okubo! All the poundings you took for him! Punch this teacher, and all that's erased! Kuwabara!