Yusuke quotes from YuYu Hakusho

Well, that wasn't normal. Okay Yusuke, just think; it's not like this is the first time you've been in a jam. Today did start off different. I went to school...

[attending his own wake] Whoa, all my classmates are here. Just like I thought, look at 'em laughing! They probably just came over here 'cause they were getting extra credit!

[after beating up some thugs while possessing Kuwabara's body] Darn, I'm giving Kuwabara a good name.

Come on Kuwabara, get your head out of that damn game and listen to me! I don't want you to think I'm weird or anything, but please please please just kiss me!

[after being told that his first case as Spirit Detective starts tomorrow] Well, so much for the good old R and R.

I don't believe this! He turns into a shield too?

What I wouldn't give to know what stupid bedazzled forehead was saying...

[to Kuwabara] You're like an ugly singer with a good voice; best for back-up!

Well, don't I feel special? My own private, personal, localized meteor shower.

One of us has gotten more athletic since I've been gone. [he and Keiko kiss]

Hey, nice skirt.

Keiko

All the girls have to wear these. [Yusuke throws a piece of gum up to catch it in his mouth, but Keiko catches it] Just like all the boys have to wear blue jumpsuits, which I notice you're not.

Oh gimme a break Keiko; I look better in green.

Keiko

Maybe I'd be more tolerant, Yusuke, if I could see you in school more than once every ten days! You give our class a horrible attendance average, which gets me in trouble as a class representative, and plus you won't even be able to graduate middle school! Sometimes I think you don't care about anyone but yourself, and then you don't even do that right. You hear me?

Nice uniform. It's lacy.

Keiko

[yelling] Yusuke, you perv! People like you should be strung up in the street! Dumb boy! Hasn't grown up a bit since he was 4 years old!

It figures that the one day I feel like going to school everyone wants to push on me and give me their stupid lectures! I hate that school. I hate this town! [walks into his apartment and sees his mother, smoking in her pajamas] Oh great, Mother of the Year.

Get me coffee.

Hey Kuwabara, you're conscious. I'm not used to that!

That was a cheap shot last time and I was only knocked out for a little bit, okay? Now I'm back and I'm gonna beat your face up so bad even kittens won't look at you!

Plus, if you were a real messenger of death, you'd take this more seriously. Like, how grim can you be when you say 'bingo?' You're supposed to wear a big black robe and look like a skeleton!

Botan

Now I understand what kind of person you are; it's in my guidebook! Rather than be scared or surprised, you yell a lot and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about.

Botan

It's funny, Yusuke...none of us were expecting you to die today; you've thrown us all for a loop. Run someone with your credentials through that scenario a thousand times and they never would've saved a kid like that. No one saw it coming and quite frankly, we haven't prepared a place for you yet.

Oh, gimme a freakin' break! Are you telling me you guys were expecting that little boy to die?

Botan

Well, I wasn't going to tell you this because I knew it would make you even more irritable, but without the confusion caused by you running into the street, that boy would've actually missed the car and escaped with one less scrape on his right shoulder.

What? But he was headed right for him!

Botan

Yes...well, the driver would have veered to the left. In other words, your death was a complete and utter waste!