A character in YuYu Hakusho
Played by Yuri Amano
YuYu Hakusho · 102 quotes
4th most-quoted character in YuYu Hakusho: in 9 of its 102 quotes
Most scenes with: Yusuke (5)
KeikoWhether or not I believe isn't the question. I knew it was you from the first time you spoke! I know! And it's not just your stupid gags or how you laugh. There's ways you move and speak that in a hundred years I wouldn't forget!
Hey, nice skirt.
KeikoAll the girls have to wear these. [Yusuke throws a piece of gum up to catch it in his mouth, but Keiko catches it] Just like all the boys have to wear blue jumpsuits, which I notice you're not.
Oh gimme a break Keiko; I look better in green.
KeikoMaybe I'd be more tolerant, Yusuke, if I could see you in school more than once every ten days! You give our class a horrible attendance average, which gets me in trouble as a class representative, and plus you won't even be able to graduate middle school! Sometimes I think you don't care about anyone but yourself, and then you don't even do that right. You hear me?
[Yusuke is behind Keiko, lifting up her skirt]
Nice uniform. It's lacy.
[Keiko slaps Yusuke, sending him flying]
Keiko[yelling] Yusuke, you perv! People like you should be strung up in the street! Dumb boy! Hasn't grown up a bit since he was 4 years old!
Aren't you just terrified of what he might do to you? Or even worse, what people might say of it?
KeikoNot really. He just wants you to think he's dangerous. On the inside he's more like a lamb.
Yeah, but you haven't heard the latest news about him, Keiko. He's super tough, and he kills for fun!
Yeah, and if you cross him, he'll whistle for 2,000 bad guys...with guns!
KeikoC'mon, Yusuke doesn't even know how to whistle.
What?
KeikoBesides, Yusuke couldn't order around two people, let alone 2,000. He doesn't have many friends.
Not what I heard.
Yeah, I think we would know.
Keiko[dreaming that Yusuke's leaving and she's running to catch up with him] Yusuke! Yusuke, wait!
[Outside Keiko's dream, Yusuke watches her crying in her sleep]
KeikoWait. Yusuke, wait.
[his ghost sitting on Keiko's chest] Listen to me, Keiko. I need you to pull yourself together. I'm coming back! It's hard to explain, but I'm a ghost right now and I have to take care of this egg, and then I--
Keiko[mumbling] Yusuke...
Hey, are you hearing me? This is important!
KeikoYou're heavy.
[Yusuke floats off of her in surprise]
[in Keiko's dream] I need you to take care of my body until I come back. You've got to tell them not to cremate me. And tell my mom not to waste her life away because we're gonna be fine!
Keiko[nods, teary-eyed] Mm-hmm.
Well...I guess that's it, Keiko. I'm coming back. [wipes tears off of Keiko's cheek] I don't wanna see you crying anymore.
Keiko[waking up] Oh, Yusuke! [realizes he's not there] But he was...I thought...was all that really just a dream?
[Keiko gasps and places a hand on the cheek Yusuke touched]
KeikoNo...I'm sure I felt him.
[while possessing Kuwabara's body] Pull it together, Yusuke! You found her, but now you've gotta convince her quick that you're not just some ugly weird guy with bruises on his face! No time, no time...okay, I've known her all my life. There's got to be something between us that only I would do! [realizes what needs to be done] Yeah!
[Yusuke, still in possession of Kuwabara's body, sneaks up behind Keiko]
Keiko! Nice uniform! [grabs her breasts from behind] They're so squishy!
KeikoYusuke you jerk! [slaps Yusuke]
[while possessing Kuwabara's body] I know I've been a bum to you at times, but please wait for me!
KeikoI will! I'd wait forever, Yusuke!
KeikoAtsuko! Please, open the door!
[Yusuke's mother opens the door, dressed in a black kimono]
KeikoAtsuko! I have to tell you about Yusuke! He...he might be coming back!
He already has.
KeikoHuh?
I opened his coffin again because, well, I was going to smack him one more time for leaving me, but then I saw...Yusuke's cheeks have some color! His skin is slightly warm! His heart is beating. It's slow, but...my boy's alive!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YUSUKE'S BODY?!
KeikoI promise I'll tell you everything, but not right now. We've got to get him somewhere safe.
ARE YOU SOME TYPE OF SICK GRAVE-ROBBER?! [throws Yusuke's body over his shoulder and grabs Keiko's hand, running down the street] Well, come on! We can't let the police get a hold of you!
[Keiko has kissed Yusuke just as the clock struck twelve, but he doesn't wake up]
KeikoPlease come back. I need you. Yusuke, please! [starts crying] Yusuke! No, don't go! No! Yusuke!
She didn't make it.
[looking around in confusion] Huh?
[Keiko is still crying at Yusuke's bedside when he takes a breath, opens his eyes and slowly sits up, looking at her]
Hey, nice kiss.
Keiko[throwing her arms around Yusuke, tears of joy running down her cheeks] Oh, Yusuke!
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