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Kuwabara quotes from YuYu Hakusho

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2nd most-quoted character in YuYu Hakusho: in 23 of its 102 quotes
Most scenes with: Yusuke (12), Komada (4), Botan (3)

Scenes with Kuwabara 15

[After Kuwabara's test is corrected and Takenaka lets Okubo keep his job, Yusuke and Botan watch the four boys walk away]

I tried to stop him from hittin' that teacher as a reflex. I didn't think he'd hear me.

Kuwabara didn't really hear what you said to him, you know.

Say what?

They can't hear words unless they're asleep, but you can communicate feelings to living people when they're on the same emotional wavelength. See? You reached Kuwabara with your feelings.

Hey, gimme a break! Everything's going fine and then you have to get mushy!

[amused] You don't have to be embarrassed.

[the pair notice Kuwabara looking up in their direction]

Shut up, will you? I think he can hear us talking about him!

Don't worry Yusuke, he definitely can't see us or hear us, though there's a good chance he can feel you after what you went through together.

KKuwabara

[quietly] Thank you, man.

KKuwabara

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YUSUKE'S BODY?!

I promise I'll tell you everything, but not right now. We've got to get him somewhere safe.

KKuwabara

ARE YOU SOME TYPE OF SICK GRAVE-ROBBER?! [throws Yusuke's body over his shoulder and grabs Keiko's hand, running down the street] Well, come on! We can't let the police get a hold of you!

[Kuwabara has been blackmailed into stealing merchandise, which goes against his honor code]

KKuwabara

[entering the coffee shop with his gang] Eikichi! Eikichi, where are you?

SSakamoto

She's safe here with me. Now let's see what you've got there.

[Kuwabara takes three comic books out of a bag and throws them on the table]

KKuwabara

There. I got you several kinds; I didn't know what you liked.

SSakamoto

Well isn't that very interesting, Kuwabara. [holds up a small piece of paper] Didn't know they gave receipts for stealing!

KKuwabara

What difference does it make? I gave you the comic books, now give me Eikichi!

SSakamoto

Fool. You've missed the point entirely. I was trying to teach you the thrill of stealing things. This is not what we agreed upon! Now apologize. You heard me. Get on your knees and apologize for being wrong.

Never!

Don't push it, Sakamoto!

KKuwabara

Quiet! [falls to his hands and knees]

Kuwabara, don't!

KKuwabara

I'm...sorry, Sakamoto. I was wrong.

RPRugafuji Punk 1

What's that? You were mumbling.

KKuwabara

I'm sorry I was wrong!

[the Rugafuji punks laugh]

[in another booth, thinking to himself] Whoa! This Eikichi girl must be something special to make him sink that low.

RPRugafuji Punk 1

You're pathetic.

RPRugafuji Punk 2

You might as well give us your backbone, too.

RPRugafuji Punk 3

[pulling a kitten out of a bag] I just can't believe you're doing all that for a retarded fuzzball!

KKuwabara

Eikichi!

[Yusuke falls over in shock]

RPRugafuji Punk 1

It's...that guy! It's Yusuke Urameshi!

KKuwabara

You...you've really come back from the dead!

That's right, and I'm in the mood for a relaxing throwdown!

Tell me. Is that hunch coming from one of those guys?

KKuwabara

Hard to say. I think the feeling is hidden really good. It's just hanging in the air and I can't tell where it's coming from. Sort of like a...a...

Sort of like a fart in a crammed elevator?

ETElder Toguro

Oh, that's perfectly sad. Your friends have been keeping secrets. Genkai's dead. She has been for 2 days.

KKuwabara

No! It can't be!

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