Akashi quotes from YuYu Hakusho

[addressing Kuwabara and his gang] Mm-hmm! As far as causing trouble's concerned, you boys keep topping yourselves! Attacking a trio of older boys from Kazenaga Junior High who, according to their mothers, were quite harmless! [slamming his hand down on the desk] Unacceptable! Here at Sarayashiki Junior High we have a thing called accountability!

I don't know which boost to the school's reputation I like best: kicking out Kuwabara or having Yusuke die on his own!

I always said those teachers were out to get me! I'm surprised they didn't run me over themselves!

Botan

Kuwabara's so loyal to his friends; I'll have to make a note.

[mocking Botan] Oh yes, he's so brave. [normally] You just wait, Botan. This little promise of his won't last for long.

Botan

You don't think that Kuwabara--

Huh?

Those boys should be arriving any minute now.

Mr. Akashi? Gee, doesn't this guy have a life besides tormenting kids?

Kuwabara, we've been waiting!

Now's really not the time! [starts running away]

What is this, Kuwabara? Are you actually running away like a sissy?

[stopping and turning to face them] Oh, no. I'm not goin' anywhere!

He does have the guts to face us without his slave boys!

Especially with the ass-kicking we're about to give him!

[running back over to them] Talk all you want! Let's see what you can do!

See? What'd I tell ya?

Botan

Hmm...

[laughing] It couldn't be more perfect!

But I'm not gonna fight back, so you just hit me as much as you're gonna and let me get out of here!

What did he say?!

Botan

[admiringly] He's so cool!

Kuwabara! Are those new bruises today?

I got piled on by those guys you said were harmless, but I didn't touch 'em!

I'm so impressed. But I talked to some of the other teachers yesterday about our arrangement, and they said I was too easy on you.

What?!

I was just as surprised as you are, but they were convinced! So, in addition to not fighting, you must all score fifty percent or higher on the Physical Science test!

Hey! You can't just keep adding conditions!

I'm afraid I just did...and if one of you fails, Okubo's job goes out the window. [walks away]

[scoffing] Please! We can pass that test easy if we study a little! I got, like, a forty-five on my last Physical Science test!

No worries here; I scored a fifty-seven. How 'bout you, Okubo?

Yeah, I got a thirty-nine, so if I try a little harder I'll be good. We're gonna be okay, right Kuwabara? What did you get?

I got a...A SEVEN!

Well what do you know, Kuwabara is stupider than I am!

Botan

What did you make on your last test?

[proudly] I got a twelve.

[grading Kuwabara's test] This can't be right! That garbage-brain actually scored more than fifty points! [to himself] If that brat had only missed one more question...! Now he's thrown the whole plan into the sewer!

[tapping Akashi on the shoulder] Let me show you a different method of grading. [erasing one of Kuwabara's answers] You see, Mr. Akashi? There really wasn't an answer written there. You've made a mistake.

Yes, I see.

[in disbelief] No! That's wrong!

And what's really painful is that you were so close! But I'm afraid a promise is a promise, young man. I'll go notify Okubo's employers.

But I checked it!

Oh well. I guess there are many things you can't do right. [walks away]

[thinking] I know this isn't right! I checked all the answers myself! [notices the answer that Akashi erased] I...I don't believe it! That no-good teacher erased my last answer! Who does he think he is?! [runs after Akashi in a rage] I'll show you!

[yelling and grabbing Kuwabara's wrist] Kuwabara, stop! I don't know if you can hear me, but I'm gonna say this! Just remember Okubo! All the poundings you took for him! Punch this teacher, and all that's erased! Kuwabara!

[walking up behind Akashi] Find something funny, Mr. Akashi?

[hurriedly standing up] Did you see that, Mr. Takenaka? That hoodlum nearly wrung my neck!

Yes, and I think if someone had corrupted my answer sheet the way that you and Mr. Iwamoto did to that boy, I would've wrung your neck too!

[taken aback] But wait! I don't know what you mean!

[grabbing Akashi by the collar] I'm sure that you know how precious the honor system is at this junior high so I'd appreciate it greatly if you didn't lie to my face! Now, you're going to correct that score immediately!

Of course!