Hassleberry quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Welcome back, Chum!

Syrus

If I knew you were coming, I'd have made some grilled steak!

Chumley

That's okay. This isn't the time, Sy. Although, if you've got some bread and pie

Just check the fridge.

Hey Dr. C, hey Mr. B! So what's up with the long faces?

Who us? ...We're fine.

Wait a second... you got fired, didn't you?

Am I right?

WHO TOLD YOU!!!?

DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW!!?

Syrus

The whole school kinda knows.

They look like they've seen a ghost.

Correction, they look like they are ghosts.

[Over the intercom] Attention slackers! Will Jaden Yuki please report to the physics lab immediately! You have a pop quiz to take.

[Freaking out]

Syrus

Come on. It's not that bad. It's one teeny little test.

Just a test?! Tests are the enemy, Sy! I'll flunk out of school! [Hassleberry enters] Why are you here?

We heard about that pop quiz of yours.

Awesome! So what's the escape plan?

Syrus

Escape plan? For one test?

Son, it's pop quiz time!

Can't we talk about- [Pushed into physics lab]

Oh, and uh, good luck!

Sartorius

I summon Arcana Force VII - The Chariot! Round and round it goes. And where it stops, only destiny knows!

Syrus

Right-side up again!

Come on, now!

Sartorius

Chariot, offer Diamond Dude a lesson in firepower! Master Blast!

Sartorius

[as he sacrifices his Empress and Aster's Diamond Dude to summon Arcana Force XVIII - The Moon] How convenient. Another card lands right-side up. So I get a little gift during my stand-by phase. Looks like destiny has my back this time!

All right, Sartorius. Your monsters may outnumber mine, but you're forgetting one important detail!

Sartorius

Really? And what would that be?

That it's still my turn! So I send a card to the graveyard to activate Dunker's effect: the 500-point strike!

There ya go!

Syrus

He may have a shot at this after all.

Told ya.

Sartorius

Ready to lose and suffer? First, I activate Necro Sacrifice! So that means two monsters appear on your side, but don't get too excited because there's a downside. Once I remove these two monsters from my graveyard, I can summon one that's even more powerful to my side of the field! So I think I'll give you my Empress and Emperor. [the Empress and Emperor both now appear on Aster's side] And because I'm nice, you can choose their mode.

Fine. Defense mode!

Sartorius

How boring, but I'm not surprised.

If they're heads up, I get their abilities, but what if they're upside down?

Sartorius

You're about to find out!

Come on!

Sartorius

Can't you see? It's your destiny to fail, Aster! Since the Empress is upside down, each time a monster is summoned to my side, one of your cards goes to the graveyard! But there's more. Just look. The Emperor is upside down as well. Therefore both of your new monsters become 500 attack points weaker.

He can't catch a break! This is just plum ridiculous!

Syrus

Talk about bad luck.

Sartorius

And now, it's time you met the newest addition to my arsenal, for I can finally summon this card, my Arcana Force XV!

The Fiend!

I'm a sucker for happy endings.

Well, what's left to say?

Syrus

How about your famous catchphrase?

What game are we talkin' about?

Syrus

You're ruining the mood!

Syrus

They're twins!

Ain't that cute.

Chazz

Two Jadens?!

Oh well, I guess it could be worse, right? At least Chazz doesn't have a twin.

Game on, mate!

Dino-man make first move! [draws] Play Gila-saur! [summons Gilasaurus in attack mode] Now dino-friend go bye-bye! [sacrifices Gilasaurus to tribute summon Dark Driceratops in attack mode]

Syrus

He sacrificed Gilasaurus, and used it to play Dark Driceratops!

Syrus

Hassleberry's back to normal!

Maybe, depends on your definition of normal.

Show some respect! Drop and give me 20!

Jesse

I don't know what's worse, a guy who thinks he's a dinosaur or a guy who thinks he's an obnoxious drill sergeant.

I play Fossil Fusion!

Fossil what now?

Got any garlic?!

They're not vampires, mate!

What's wrong? Who's out there?

Who's not out there? The whole school's slowly turning against us!

Think those ghouls do deliveries?

That's just not funny!

Bastion

I'll stay with Tania.

How come, is she your girlfriend?

Syrus

It's like before. She cast a love spell, right?

Bastion

A love spell?! I assure you, it's nothing like that at all!