Jaden quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Hurry! Aster needs our help!

[Stuck up in a tree] Aster?! What about me?!

GAME ON!

Sartorius

The first move is mine! [draws] I call Arcana Force III - The Empress!

Yikes! Be careful!

Sartorius

The special abilities of my Empress are determined by the position of the card once it stops.

Then stop!

Sartorius

Foolish boy. Destiny has already played this duel, and every move has been determined. Therefore, the card will stop right-side up.

How?

Sartorius

[cackles sinisterly] Haven't you learned by now? You're not in control. Destiny is! And since the Empress is right-side up, when you play a monster, I can summon another Arcana Force card! I'll conclude with this… one card facedown.

All right, it's all you. So get your game on!

Sounds good! [draws] I'll start with this… a Destiny Hero! [summons Diamond Dude in defense mode] Diamond Dude, you're on!

Sartorius

And thanks to my Empress card, I can play Arcana Force IV - The Emperor. Come forth in attack mode! Now let's see, what will his special ability be?

Let me guess… right-side up.

Sartorius

Well, of course, Aster. Therefore all my monsters receive a bonus. Now they're stronger by 500 points!

Sartorius

[as he sacrifices his Empress and Aster's Diamond Dude to summon Arcana Force XVIII - The Moon] How convenient. Another card lands right-side up. So I get a little gift during my stand-by phase. Looks like destiny has my back this time!

All right, Sartorius. Your monsters may outnumber mine, but you're forgetting one important detail!

Sartorius

Really? And what would that be?

That it's still my turn! So I send a card to the graveyard to activate Dunker's effect: the 500-point strike!

There ya go!

Syrus

He may have a shot at this after all.

Told ya.

[as Sartorius summons Arcana Force XXI - The World] That's his most powerful card yet, guys!

Sartorius

And it's right-side up! But I'll save that for later. First, my Emperor and my Moon will launch an attack!

[after Aster summons Destiny Hero - Plasma] No way!

Sartorius

Impossible!

I'm afraid it's true! Plasma's back where it belongs! What an appropriate end! The card that brought you here is the same one that's gonna send you back where you came from!

Sartorius

[laughing sinisterly] That card is nothing but an empty shell! I have a new home in the body of your friend!

Don't make yourself too comfortable, 'cause you won't be there for king once I do this! I activate Plasma's special effect so I can steal half the attack points of one of your monsters. And I think I'll choose The World! By the way, I have another card that belonged to my dad, too, D-Force! So as long as this spell card stays face-up on my deck, my Destiny Hero - Plasma's special effect stays active, but the special abilities of your monsters don't! The only downside is that I can't draw any more cards. But thanks to Plasma and D-Force, I don't need any. Oh, yeah. And I hope you didn't plan on using any spells or traps, 'cause they're useless against me, too!

Syrus

Aster's got the upper hand!

With a card like Plasma, how could he not?

Now, Plasma, attack his Life Points directly with Vengeful Reign!

Sartorius

Your attack is cancelled, thanks to my Temperance! All I have to do is place it in my graveyard!

We're gonna do things MY way! Get your game on!

Sartorius

But I don't need to duel you! You've already given me what I want!

[Dismayed] What was I thinking?!

All right. I need a plan. Come on, Jaden, think! I've gotta deactivate his Light Barrier.

Sartorius

I can hear you. You might want to think without speaking next time.

I'm a sucker for happy endings.

Well, what's left to say?

Syrus

How about your famous catchphrase?

What game are we talkin' about?

Syrus

You're ruining the mood!

Jesse

Visitors first! Here goes. [draws]

Chazz

Alright. It's bling time!

Jesse

I play this little guy! Crystal Beast Emerald Tortoise! [summons Crystal Beast Emerald Tortoise in defense mode]

Blair

Awesome!

Chazz was right!

Jesse

Right about what, Jay?

Your cards.

They exist.

Jesse? Why is everyone staring at me like that?

Jesse

This is the place I was tellin' you about. This here's Duel Academy!

Oooh! It's a lot bigger than I thought.

All right. Now we're speaking the same language. If you want to see what my cards can do, then feast your eyes on this! I summon my Neo Spacian Grand Mole!

Jesse

And I play this… Crystal Beast Cobalt Eagle!

Holy Toledo! Talk about a full house!

We're in the big leagues now.

You heard the man, Neos. There's more than one way to skin a cat, so let's try Flare Storm!

Jesse

It won't work, thanks to this. Tough break, but due to my Last-Resort trap card, I can can activate a field spell, but there's in it for you, too. You get to draw yourself a bonus card. As for me, I activate Ancient City - Rainbow Ruins!

Where are we?

Jesse

We're in Rome, which means that your Neo Space is gone. And so are all those extra points. Oh, yeah. Now for the effect of my field spell. Guess what? Since I have two Crystal Beasts in my spell card zone, my attack damage now gets cut in half.

This guy reminds me of me without the good looks, not to mention the winning personality.

[thinking] Jaden, I hope you know what you're dealing with.

[thinking] I have no idea what I'm dealing with.

That's why I covered her eyes, mate. I'm trying to minimize all the external stimuli.

This no time to start speaking Australian, Jim!

Ah, yeah, let's move on then. [Muttering] No time to be speaking Australian...

[in unison] Game on!

Since I'm the richer one, I'll start. Cool? I activate my Lucky Cloud! So now, if I'm lucky enough to draw two of the same monsters, then get this: I can draw two new cards. [turns to the sky] Hey, it looks like the clouds are lifting. But I'm gonna have to change that by playing Summon Cloud!

Chazz

Lame.

Don't knock it 'til you see what it can do. 'Cause now I can summon two new monsters! So next, I play these! Two Cloudian Sheep Clouds! [summons both Sheep Clouds in defense position] And they both have the same name! So that means…I get to draw two cards thanks to my Lucky Cloud spell! Your future's looking overcast, Chazz! So take cover!

I've never seen cards like that!

Hold on, so where exactly are we going, teach?

[In monotone] On an exciting adventure with bone-chilling twists around every corner.

Gee, you make it sound so thrilling.