Jaden quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

No! He lives. He was an impressive opponent.

Hey, thanks! Some of your moves were pretty tight too there! It was a sweet match, let's duel again sometime!

What? You mean to say you enjoyed the Shadow Game?

Oh, totally! I mean, I could've done without the whole "friends in the coffin" thing, but it was fun!

[Yawns] Time to get up!

Syrus

For the next class?

Of course not, for lunch. [Takes out his lunchbox] Oh yeah!! The one subject I can't get enough of!

Just a moment there Jaden. I'm afraid your lunch will have to wait. It seems Chancellor Sheppard wants a word with you.

Chumley

Jaden, I'll watch your lunch for you, especially if you have a side of grilled steak in there.

Oh, you wish.

Syrus

Chancellor Sheppard! Aw Jaden, what did you do?

Maybe it's good, like an award?

Chazz

Hehe! NO WAY!! It's never good news with Sheppard. You are so busted!!!

Actually Chazz, he wants to see you too.

Chazz

He-WHA!!!?

Well, well. Look at this convocation of students. Some of the best duelists in the school, I see. [Looks at Jaden] Uh-oh! (sings) Which one of these is not like the other? Clearly someone here is a little bit lost.

He is not. Chazz was invited.

Chazz

He means you.

Syrus

What? Wait a sec, you can't just go to sleep right now! I mean what if a Shadow Rider shows, Jaden!?

Huh? I'm sure they'll wake me up. I only hope... its not before 10. Actually, make that 11. So I have time to shower and stuff.

Syrus

Wow Jay, you sure seem chill.

Hey, no wait, maybe 12. So I can have breakfast too.

(after getting out of the hospital) What's up?

Syrus

(worries about Jaden risking his life to fight Camula) For the last time, you can't!

Chazz

Yeah, you're still hurt, slacker!

Bastion

It's true.

Alexis

Maybe, but... See? We were back at the hospital... (remembers Atticus in the hospital) Oh! You're finally awake!

Flare Wingman? But you never used that card in your deck before! You have to be cheating! You put it in there when I wasn't looking, didn't you?

Uh, yeah. But you know, I'm not so sure that's cheating. I mean, hello Camula, you were the one spying!

So you here to hang out?

Chazz

With you? That's a good laugh, slacker.

Syrus

(squirts water into Chazz's face) And that's an even better one!

[Singing] Chillin' out with ya crew in the schoolyard- yeah!- Findin' trouble, never-

Chazz

You know, you don't have to follow me everywhere!

You know, there was a hole in the wall of our room.

Syrus

It's true.

Chazz

And let me guess, slacker, you've already sealed it back up?

Well, uh, kinda....

Chazz

[Sarcastically] You guys are really something.

Hey, thanks! We do what we can!

Chazz

You sure do.

I summon Elemental Hero Bubbleman in attack mode!

Syrus

Wow, and you know what that means, right, Chazz? Actually, I really hope that you do, because I don't.

Chazz

It means, Syrus, that Jaden gets to draw two more cards from his deck.

That's right. Thanks to Bubbleman's special ability. And then from my hand, I'll activate Polymerization! And fuse together Bubbleman and Burstinatrix to create… Elemental Hero Steam Healer in attack mode!

Syrus

He looks tough!

Chazz

Guess we'll see.

Syrus

Professor!

Chumley

Banner!

Chazz is being Chazz again!

All right, time to throw down! 'Cause I'm getting my friends back, no matter what it takes, Amnael!

Is that so? But what if you do not possess all that takes, Jaden? Because to beat me, you'll have to reach your whole new echelon of dueling expertise. Now we begin! [makes the first move] And I activate the spell card, Chaos Distill!

Syrus

What is that thing?

Chumley

Oh, yeah, like I'm gonna know.

Due to its effect, all my cards that would normally go to the graveyard this duel will instead be removed from play.

(thinking) Why would he want his cards removed from play?

Now, I'll activate my second spell card, Steel Lamp! And when Chaos Distill is on the field, I can use Steel Lamp to summon Alchemy Beast - Salamandra the Steel! You see, Alchemy Beasts can't be summoned in the normal manner, but they can wage direct attacks against you… which is a big problem for you because with these two spell cards: Bronze Scale and Lead Compass… along with Chaos Distill, I can now summon two more Alchemy Beasts! Ouroborus the Bronze and Leon the Lead! [snickers] I'll now end with a facedown.

Three monsters in the very first turn?!

That is correct. And if you think that is impressive, just wait until you see them attack!

I'm not gonna give 'em that chance!

That is one bubble that I'm afraid I must burst. I activate a trap: Elemental Absorber! With this card, I can remove a monster in my hand from play to negate the attack of your monster as long as they have the same attribute!

That's not good.

No, it's not. Not when the card I remove from play is Aqua Spirit!

No, my attack!

Has been stopped! And it's my turn now! Go, my Alchemy Beasts! Attack Jaden directly! Salamandra the Steel, let loose Flameshot of Ore! Now, Ouroborus and Leon, attack as well!

Syrus

Jaden just got clobbered!

Chumley

Hang in there, Jaden! He's only got one card left in his hand! If you can hold on through this turn, you'll have the upper hand and he'll be the one who's on the ropes!

Is that what you think?

Chumley

Uh-oh.

You should have paid better attention in class. Perhaps then you were thrown up against my Alchemy deck, things are not as they seem. I activate the spell card, Black Process - Negledo! When Chaos Distill is on the field and there no cards in my hand, this card allows me to remove all Alchemy Beasts on the field from play, and then draw two new cards per beast!

So then you're taking out your own monsters?!

That is the way of the alchemist. Destruction and rebirth. But I assure you, if you are destroyed here, there will be no rebirth for you. Now then, since I removed three Alchemy Beasts from play, I get to draw six cards. And now, let's play some of them! I activate Tin Spell Circle, Mercury Hourglass, and Silver Key! [uses the three spells to summon Alchemy Beast - Aretos the Tin, Ekenas the Mercury, and Moonface the Silver]

I activate the effect of Elemental Absorber! By simply removing The Rock Spirit from play, I can negate the attack of that earth attribute monster!

(thinking) Oh, man. It's like he has a card to cancel out every attribute monster in my deck!

I warned you, Jaden… To be triumphant, you will need to use your cards in a way you've never used them before. You will need to become a better duelist than you've ever been, if not, you will join your friends.

Oh, I'll be joining my friends alright… when I free 'em!

Then you had better "get your game on" because you have already fallen far behind. And you're about to fall even further! Observe! I activate the spell card, White Process - Albedo! And thanks to it, I can now summon Golden Homunculus! Forged in fire, Golden Homunculus doesn't work like any other cards you've seen. You see, his attack points and defense points are equal to the number of cards that I've removed from play and then multiplied by 300! So, since I have removed 13 cards so far, his attack points become 3,900! And your Life Points are about to become zero! It is over, Jaden. And I was expecting so much more from you. Attack, Alchemy Beasts! Sonic Searer! Screaming Stream! Shockwave Slivers!

Chumley

Jaden!

Syrus

He got nailed!

But I'm not finished yet. Now, Golden Homunculus, attack! Stone Shard Storm!

[coughs] Quite impressive. But I'm afraid it will take… a whole lot more if you want all your friends back.

You want more?! Rampart, take it to him!

You fool! It is I… who will be taking you, off to the great beyond! I activate Macro Cosmos! This allows me to remove Chaos Distill from play, and now, I'll be removing you from this world!