(To Vlad) What's going on? Sounds like you're in pain... can I watch?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I have some midnight hunting to do!
Off to nibble some sheep again, are we Daddy?
SHEEP?! How dare you! I am the Prince of Darkness! I...
Well, just make sure the farmer doesn't catch you this time.
Mum's pregnant?! How did this happen?!
Well, when a Mummy and Daddy love each other they make a special wish for a baby!
(After the baby is born.)
Ladies and gentlemen, let me present my new son... Vladimir.
Vladimir?! But... that's my name!
Curses, what was the other one?
Barry.
Barry...
What? You're gonna call him Barry?
No, that would be stupid... we'll call you Barry.
(When the Count anoints Vlad as his official heir to the throne.)
Arise, my son and heir! Barry Dracula.
[Vlad stands up, looking outraged, but the Count smiles.]
Oh, very funny!
Ingrid, do you ever have weird dreams?
Only a recurring one where annoying geek of a brother keeps asking me stupid questions.
You don't get to go to the dream world until you're sixteen.
What dream world?
The place vampires go when they sleep, bat brain! If you're slain there you die for real.
[Vlad faints.]
That's not good news.
What if there's an evil vampire in my blood after all?
(amused) Vlad, you still sleep with a teddy bear, dream on!
(When Mina and the Count are taking Vlad to hospital.)
JJonathan
If your dad lays a finger on my Mum...
It's his fangs I'd be worried about!
Robin, I can't fall asleep again.
It's double maths after lunch, you've got no chance.
CRCount, Robin & Renfield
Vladimir Dominus Imperator Electus.
(When Vlad wakes up in hospital.)
So, did I become a vampire?
Yeah, and yes you were wearing black.
Cool!
DDoctor
(checking Vlad) There's nothing wrong with him.
You wouldn't say that if you had to live with him.
(While on the phone to the vampire help-line after Ingrid fails to hypnotise a boy.)
OOperator
Has this ever happened before?
No.
OOperator
Are you feeling stressed?
No!
OOperator
Is the Breather in question attractive?
Well, sort of. But I don't see how that's relevant.
OOperator
I'm sorry, I did not understand your answer. Is the Breather in question attractive?
(reluctantly) Yes.
OOperator
Does lighting flicker in their presence?
(reluctantly) Yes.
OOperator
Duh! You're in love with a Breather.
What?! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH A BREATHER!
(When Ingrid accidently sets fire to the Count's new throne.)
(shocked) I am so undead!
I don't want to say "I told you so"... but I told you so!
Where do you hold a vampire?
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