(While on the phone to the vampire help-line after Ingrid fails to hypnotise a boy.)
OOperator
Has this ever happened before?
No.
OOperator
Are you feeling stressed?
No!
OOperator
Is the Breather in question attractive?
Well, sort of. But I don't see how that's relevant.
OOperator
I'm sorry, I did not understand your answer. Is the Breather in question attractive?
(reluctantly) Yes.
OOperator
Does lighting flicker in their presence?
(reluctantly) Yes.
OOperator
Duh! You're in love with a Breather.
What?! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH A BREATHER!
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