Vlad! I've been looking for you everywhere! I know; I know who the...
EErin
Vlad, wait, no!
(Vlad stakes Bertrand, who instantly turns to dust.)
EErin
(Shocked) What have you done?
Spread the word. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
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I can't believe that my father, the man who saw off the Great Warlock Attack of the 1750s, is letting himself be hopelessly distracted by a brunette Breather... in a cardigan.
Little brother’s turning into big brother.
Master Vlad, take me home! Everyone's being really nice to me - it's like a holiday from Hell!
Bertrand knew about dark forces.
EErin
Shame somebody staked him. (glares pointedly at Vlad)
Actually that was me, well me and Mum. Bertrand was onto us so we (laughing) tricked Vlad into staking him! (pause) What? It's a classic wind-up!
He's completely psychotic!
He's a chip off the old stake, alright.
EErin
Brought down by a girl!
Get out of my mind!
EErin
Want to know a secret?
Always.
(Talking about Malik.)
The writing was on the wall from the moment you brought that cuckoo into the nest.
You think I don't know that?
Do you swear eternal loyalty to your Liege and Lord?
I do.
Will you guard and protect me from all enemies whomsoever (glares at Vlad) they may be?
I will.
About time someone did!
I don't think CPR works on fish.
Killed with a kiss! (Laughs weakly) What a pathetic way to die!
(In the Count's room and testing to see if Ingrid is in fact the shapeshifter in disguise when she knocks on the door.)
(to the Count) Since when did Ingrid ask if you were okay?
Shapeshifter!
What's going on in there?
(Vlad grabs a stake off the wall and hides behind the door.)
Enter!
(comes in the room) You idiot. You should've known the real McCauley would never kiss you. You're a disgusting, pale, skinny antique.
Yep, that's Ingrid.
(When the Count shows Ingrid a drawing she did when she was five years old.)
You said you couldn't wait to have your own coffin, just like me. Come, come. (Motions for her to sit next to him.) Look, you drew your fangs bigger than mine. You always were more ambitious than Vlad.
I thought you only kept Vlad's drawings. You said you threw all mine away.
I've never said this before... but I do love you, Ingrid.
(quietly) You don't mean that... it's just the poison pickling your brain.
I mean it... with all my dying heart.
[Ingrid throws her arms around the Count.]
It's alright, it's alright.
(Both the Count and Ingrid are encouraging Vlad to recover from ingesting poison, having removed it from the Count.)
(tearing up) Come on, Vlad, you're the Chosen One! You can beat this! Push the poison, Vlad!
Vladdy, what have you done? I promise, I will never disinherit you again! Vlad!
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