Well, Erin and Malik have been spotted in Paris. Bit some tourists on the Eiffel Tower.
Sounds painful.
Admit it, you miss her.
I hope she chokes on a garlic snail.
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By the way, how many more of your ex-girlfriends are coming to kill us?
Who knows? One doesn't like to brag!
We're vampires. We bite, we fight, we... burn in sunlight.
(Saying goodbye to Vlad when he is about to continue his travels around the world.)
(Hugging him) Look after yourself. And remember, clean pants once a year.
First I get a cold, then a cough, now I can sit in the sun like a kid at the seaside!
(to Vlad) I met your mother at a Goth festival in Whitby. I saw her across a crowded room full of depressed youth. At first I really thought she was one of us, you know some of those Goths are very convincing.
(When Renfield blackmails the Count into making him a vampire.)
Very well, I promise to... bite you in... thirteen leap years time.
Thirteen years?
Thirteen leap years.
Thirteen leap years? Hooray! One-nil to Renfield!
What's the matter?
(tearfully) My hair was out of control... so I got rid of it.
Really?
Yeah.
Most people just switch hair gels.
All those in favour of getting caught running an illegal Breather-biting hotel and turned to dust, raise your right hand.
(When decorating a room for the vampire themed hotel.)
Do you think this room's scary enough?
[Renfield sees himself in a mirror and yells.]
(Laughing) Oh, it's me!
I'll take that as a yes.
This room is for the sculptor I was telling you about. She's staying for the weekend and we need her alive.
What, the whole weekend?
(When shown around Vlad's bedroom.)
I think this coffin's way too fancy. Only a loser vampire would sleep in something like this.
(to Vlad) I'm starting to like her.
Too fancy, got it. What about the rest of the room? That's pretty cool.
I dunno. It's all a bit try-hard. Feels like the bedroom of a total poser. And there's a really weird smell... like a cross between...
(annoyed) Let's find you another room, shall we?
What're you doing here? You're supposed to be at the conference all weekend.
I got bored.
(smirking) They gave you loads of lame jobs to do, didn't they?
(glares at him) I don't want to talk about it.
Have they been good to you? Your... parents?
Well, as power-hungry, bloodthirsty undead parents go... not bad.
As bad ideas go, this is right up there with midday sunbathing and garlic-filled pizza crust!
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