So seeing as Doug was so stupid as to get himself slimed and ruin that beautiful uniform, he is not able to go with the rest of us to the Big Apple, New York City.
Alright! Suckers!
Ross, you insist on making us wear these ridiculous outfits and on going to boring museums, then we just won't go.
You don't have much choice, do you?
Yes, we do, Ross. Yes we do. Man is born free, but is everywhere in reins and silly uniforms. We hold these truths to be self-evident that no taxation without representation and that America will always be--
Adam, stop being revolting.
Ross, what Adam is trying to say is that you make us go to New York in these silly stupid uniforms, we will all say...
I don't...
NO!
[Ross gets slimed]
Wasn't the way we planned it, but I guess it worked okay.
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