[Opposite sketch. Matthew heads out the front door.]
Matthew, where are you going?
I'm just gonna go play in the traffic, Mom.
You sure you're not gonna go play in that park?
No, of course not. I'm gonna go play in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Oh, Matthew, that's a good boy. Have a nice accident, dear.
[He leaves. The sounds of cars honking and a screech are heard.]
That's my boy.
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