You have learned well, Omi.
Well, I WAS taught by the best!
Thank you.
I was speaking of Master Fung!
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H-hey, hey! H-how'd you get all the way over here when...I...left you...over there?
[Clay climbs up the cliff and walks over to the Woozy Shooter Wu]
UBU-Bot Clay
Howdy, partner!
Well, if it ain't my little metal mini me!
[Omi, Kimiko and Raimundo reach the top of the cliff and encounter their U-Bot counterparts as well]
How do you manage to win every game?
That is most simple: I cheat. [they all look at him] No, no, I am a betrayer when I say I cheat.
How do we know that you're not betraying us now, Omi?
[seriously] Because, Raimundo, you are all my friends, and I could never betray my friends. [Laughs, knocking his head at the table] Ha ha ha, I have mastered deception! Let's play again!
Four monks down and one whiny geek to go.
I'M NOT WHINY!
Woozy Shooter!
Reversing Mirror!
I knew you would twice-cross me! So I twice-crossed you first!
That's double-crossed, but I think we get the idea.
Jack Spicer, truth or lie, do you seek world domination because you feel small and worthless?
Lie!
No. Truth!
My turn. Truth or lie, do you work so hard as a Xiaolin monk because you know you're an odd ball geek with a big head?
Ha! That is most ridiculous. Lie!
But you do have a big ego.
No, my ego is the right size.
You lied!
Oh, thank you, Master Fung. I promise I will not let you up.
Down.
In every direction.
JJermaine
[After Jack gets the Manchurian Musca] Yo, Omi, you must be trippin'.
I am not taking a trip!
JJermaine
Your hotdogging cost us a Shen Gong Wu!
Are you saying it is BECAUSE OF ME?!
JJermaine
I'm saying, some poser may need a refresher course on how to be a Xiaolin warrior.
A refresher course!? I should be TEACHING the refresher course!
JJermaine
Man, you got an ego bigger than that dome of yours.
Nothing is bigger than my dome! And I thank you to leave my dome OUT OF IT!
JJermaine
Can you believe this guy man?
DDojo
Hey, there are three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, politics and Omi's head.
DDojo
No winner!? What a rip-off! You wouldn't see this in the old days!
DDojo
Boys and girls, let me tell you a story about these two dragon buddies. Always seen together, like peas and carrots.
Is this story gonna be long or short?
DDojo
It'll take as long as it takes!
CKClay and Kimiko
Long story.
DDojo
One day, they have this spot. Angry wicked words were exchanged. Words? That could never taking back. And when it was old...these two friends...would never...speak..again. [sobs] It's funny. But I know even remember what the fight was about. [pause] Oh, wait. Now I remember. Chuck wanted to borrow my yo-yo. My favorite yo-yo. The treasure family yo-yo! I politely told Chuck know. But didn't live it that. NO! He snacked to my room and too many away! And then...he lost it. LOST IT! Well, they played dumb. Never set a word. Until one night I caught a talking asleep! The only time that scoundrel couldn't tell them truth! And he's gone. GOOD RIDDANCE TO YO-YO THIEF! [spits on Clay's dinner]
Dojo, why'd you spittin' my food?
DDojo
Oh. Sorry.
I order you to spill your internal organs right now!
[screamed] What kind of sick people are you!?
I think he means spill your guts.
Hey, I want my stuff back.
No, I will keep everything.
Think again, bubba. I press enter and doggy breath is a UFM. Unidentified flying Muffinface!
No! Not my Muffinface! Ok, ok, I will return your stuff.
Worm-Bots, get your worm-butts back in line!
[As the temple collapses] Remember, the fate of the world rests with you!
Is it me or does the fate of the world rest with us a lot?
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