Xena: Warrior Princess quotes
353 total quotesLao Ma: To conquer others is to have power. To conquer yourself is to know the way.
Leah: Heathens to the left of me, infidels to the right! Tremendous! Next thing is you will be telling me you're not virgins! (Xena and Gabrielle look sheepishly at her)
(Leah gasps in astonishment)
Gabrielle: I was married at the time.
Leah: We all have our little excuses, hmm?
Gabrielle: (to a smirking Xena) Were you?
(Leah gasps in astonishment)
Gabrielle: I was married at the time.
Leah: We all have our little excuses, hmm?
Gabrielle: (to a smirking Xena) Were you?
Messenger: The Green Dragon has become too large and must be made small again.
Minya: I expect more from the god of war. I mean without his powers he's just another man. Just another big ole, leather-clad, well-muscled, gorgeous, hunk of bad boy... man.
Gabrielle: How are those hormones?
Minya: Raging. I think I'll go see Hower.
Gabrielle: How are those hormones?
Minya: Raging. I think I'll go see Hower.
Pompey: So why do they call you the ‘Warrior Princess?'
Xena: Because ‘Caesar' was taken.
Xena: Because ‘Caesar' was taken.
Priestess of Mnemosyne: She is on her journey, Joxer. That Gabrielle is just an empty shell with no realization of her past.
Joxer: How'd you know my name?
Priestess of Mnemosyne: I have your memories ... ow.
Joxer: How'd you know my name?
Priestess of Mnemosyne: I have your memories ... ow.
Xena (as Ezra): Auto, Auto baby, you promised me this was gonna work. You're supposed to be the King of Thieves. My father, my father told me he was a loser and a fraud with his phony disguises and that silly mustache, but I will always love you. Oh, you gotta believe me. He put me up to this. You know how he is, with that charm of his, he's so shallow yet so persuasive. I'm not really a bad person. I just fell in love with the wrong man at the wrong time.
Xena (Quoting Lao Ma): Fill yourself with desire and see only illusion. Empty yourself of desire and understand the great mystery of things.
Xena: (Watching Gabrielle put on lipstick from red juice) What are you doing?
Gabrielle: Just highlighting perfection with some berry juice.
Xena: Yeah, looks good on you. Only they're not berries, they're crushed bugs I was using for bait
Gabrielle: Just highlighting perfection with some berry juice.
Xena: Yeah, looks good on you. Only they're not berries, they're crushed bugs I was using for bait
Xena: Autolycus became a thief to right a terrible wrong.
Gabrielle: I know, he told me. He stole everything from the man who killed his brother. He left him with nothing, just a broken man.
Xena: You see, that was Autolycus' defining moment. He'll always think of himself as a thief.
Gabrielle: I know, he told me. He stole everything from the man who killed his brother. He left him with nothing, just a broken man.
Xena: You see, that was Autolycus' defining moment. He'll always think of himself as a thief.
Xena: Gabrielle! Monkey-Man, you bring her back! You know, you two are beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours and ... FISH DON'T JUST CATCH THEMSELVES!!!
Xena: Gabrielle, did you know that Joxer simply adores you?
Joxer: Could I speak to you privately?
Xena: He would crawl 50 miles on broken glass just to sweat in your shadow.
Joxer: Ixnay on the ovelay alktay!
Joxer: Could I speak to you privately?
Xena: He would crawl 50 miles on broken glass just to sweat in your shadow.
Joxer: Ixnay on the ovelay alktay!