Xena: Warrior Princess quotes

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Xena: Give me that hat.
Rafe: (in a sing-song voice) What do you say?
Xena: Or else.

Xena: It's not the Fates, it's not Ares, it's not something I ate, no, I have no poison dart marks, I have no Bacchae bites!
Joxer: Is that a hickey?

Xena: It's strange... The one I love most in all the world and the one I hate look exactly the same.

Xena: Mother, I am a lunatic with lethal combat skills.

Xena: No you lied to me. I trusted you and you lied to me. Now Solan is dead. My son is dead, because of you.

Xena: No, no, yes, no. I tried that. Yes, both ways. No, I don't know. No, again. Are there any more questions? Good.

Xena: Pheidippides, can you run on to Athens and tell them about Marathon?
Pheidippides: Yes.
Xena: Good. Pace yourself. In this heat, a run like that could kill you.

Xena: That's the funny thing about people. Just when you think you've got them figured out they show a completely different side to their character.
Gabrielle: I know what you mean.

Xena: Things didn't work out with Hope quite the way you expected.
Callisto: No. Actually, the sight of her and Ares rolling around like weasels made me sick.

Xena: Well we better get some rest, today is going to be a very busy day tomorrow... little joke.

Xena: You're wrong Callisto. You let your pain kill you years ago. I'm gonna live with mine.