Xena: Warrior Princess quotes
353 total quotesGabrielle: You don't have to be a virgin to be virtuous.
Leah: You keep telling yourself that dear.
Leah: You keep telling yourself that dear.
Gabrielle: You owe someone so much you would just throw away these last few years?
Xena: Yes.
Xena: Yes.
Gabrielle: You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for-- things that hold a higher meaning than our own existence.
Xena: Not your existence.
Gabrielle: Why? 'Cause I'm your friend?
Xena: Yes!
Gabrielle: Well then, honor my memory.
Xena: Not your existence.
Gabrielle: Why? 'Cause I'm your friend?
Xena: Yes!
Gabrielle: Well then, honor my memory.
Gabrielle: You've got to take me with you-- teach me everything you know. You can't leave me here in Poteidaia. I wanna go with you. I've studied the stars... spoken with philosophers... and I have the gift of prophecy. I can be very valuable to you. Take me with you. I want so much to be like you.
Xena: And I want to be like you.
Xena: And I want to be like you.
Innkeeper : OK.
Gabrielle: Hey-- can I have some cherries too, please?
Innkeeper: Yeah, yeah.
Gabrielle: And some beef jerky.
Innkeeper: Uh-huh.
Gabrielle: Mmmm-- pork liver.
Innkeeper: Right.
Gabrielle: I mean, if you've got it. Oh, and don't overcook it, 'cause I like it really bloody."
Innkeeper: Yeah.
Gabrielle: You know-- if you melt some cheese over the top, that would be perfect.
Innkeeper: Sure.
Gabrielle: Hey-- can I have some cherries too, please?
Innkeeper: Yeah, yeah.
Gabrielle: And some beef jerky.
Innkeeper: Uh-huh.
Gabrielle: Mmmm-- pork liver.
Innkeeper: Right.
Gabrielle: I mean, if you've got it. Oh, and don't overcook it, 'cause I like it really bloody."
Innkeeper: Yeah.
Gabrielle: You know-- if you melt some cheese over the top, that would be perfect.
Innkeeper: Sure.
Joxer: Ah Ah. I Attus, King of Trout and Ruler of its people. I set you free ... huh? ... ha ha ha ha ha ... you tell good joke, Trout Brother. But now I must have tribute. Go. Swim. Be free. Go. Go.
Xena: Now you listen to me, Monkey Man! You ever do that again and you will find my fist down your throat.
Xena: Now you listen to me, Monkey Man! You ever do that again and you will find my fist down your throat.
Joxer: Hey, aren't you forgetting about me?
Xena: No, Joxer, not even Mnemosyne could help her with that.
Xena: No, Joxer, not even Mnemosyne could help her with that.
Joxer: I've seen evil! I've changed my ways!
Jet: Brother, if you saw evil, you'd have to change your pants.
Jet: Brother, if you saw evil, you'd have to change your pants.
Joxer: Mmm, Attus not afraid. Attus King of Jungle. (arrow lands in tree between Joxer's legs) Attus renounce throne.
Joxer: Rise and shine everyone, rise and shine.
Gabrielle: I'll rise, but I refuse to shine.
Gabrielle: I'll rise, but I refuse to shine.
Joxer: The woman I love is working here...On the other hand, I am just one small business transaction away from pressing my lips against her. What am I saying?
Lao Ma: Heaven endures and the Earth lasts a long time because they do not live for themselves. Therefore she who would live a long time should live for others, serve others.
Lao Ma: The entire world is driven by a will, blind and ruthless. In order to transcend the limitations of that world, you need to stop willing, stop desiring, stop hating.