Xena: Warrior Princess quotes

353 total quotes

All Seasons  Season 1   Season 2  
Season 3
  Season 4   Season 5   Season 6  

Callisto: I never thought I'd feel so good again! Seeing poor, dear Gabrielle sacrifice herself makes it all worthwhile. It finally gives me a reason for living, and I have you to thank for it, Xena!
Xena stabs Callisto with the hind's blood dagger
Xena: No more living for you.
Season 4

Callisto: Welcome to my world, Xena. Now get ready to leave it.

Crassus: This isn't about Vircinix, is it?
Xena: Go on, tell us
Crassus: Assassination ... Caesar's blood on your blade ... this is you way of getting to him.
Gabrielle: You're wrong.
Crassus: Am I? Have you ever seen Xena around him? Her judgement gets a little impaired.

Darnell: That's not how a princess fights!
Gabrielle: Amazon princess!

Gabrielle: ...kill them all.
Xena: Yeah, that's what I said.
Gabrielle: That was obviously your answer to everything in those days Xena.

Gabrielle: (in reference to a particularly racy fresco) That's not humanly possible.
Xena: Sure it is.

Gabrielle: Autolycus, an innocent person is going to die.
Autolycus: No he isn't, because he is leaving.
Gabrielle: It's a chance to do something really good.
Autolycus: Ha.
Gabrielle: And get a really big reward.
Autolycus: Oh, she had to say the 'R' word.

Gabrielle: Have another look ... what? What is it?
Xena: Alright, Gabrielle, that's enough. Come on, please.
Palm Reader: No. There's danger, great danger ... and death.
Gabrielle: Did you hear that? She just described every day of our lives.

Gabrielle: I don't think I've ever been a part of a true disaster before.
Xena: You're such a cynic.

Gabrielle: I thought you said these guys were tough.
Xena: They must have had an off-day.

Gabrielle: I wanted to get there before Xena so that I could betray her. I wanted to betray her. I gave her everything and it had meant nothing to her. I hated her for loving someone else. I wanted her to hurt. I wanted her to be punished. And, I almost got her killed. My hatred and jealousy almost destroyed my best friend.
Ares: So, now you have the answer. The question is can you live with it?
Gabrielle: If the bowl is ever empty, so go my memories.
Ares: And the pain, all that pain.
Gabrielle: And the memories of my youth, my parents, my loves ...
Ares: ... the betrayal, the killing, the death of your child.
Gabrielle: And Xena.
Ares: Bottom line, Gabrielle, you won't miss what you never knew.

Gabrielle: It's very strange. In every story you tell me, this thing I'm wearing gets smaller. Is it enchanted?

Gabrielle: That's what makes doing work like this worthwhile.
Autolycus: Yes, half naked men running through the square.

Gabrielle: The Elysian Fields... only heroes wind up here. (pauses) Dead heroes. (looks down, realizes she is completely naked and covers herself with her arms) Dead naked heroes.

Gabrielle: There's something that I'm not getting. There's something you're not telling me.
Xena: She reminds me a little bit of me.
Gabrielle: Xena, I knew you were evil, but you were obnoxious too?