We need to talk.
Talk is cheap; I have an expensive ear.
S1 E17The Royal Couple of Thieves
Malthus...I don't steal from him.
(laughs) He's afraid.
No, we have an arrangement. I don't steal from him, he doesn't gouge my eyes out with hot pokers. It's worked out very well so far.
You're trying to use my ego against me.
I didn't think it would work.
No, it worked. I'll do it.
Ah, Xena, I think I found your disguise. The assistant of Sintares would wear no less. (holds up skimpy outfit)
Any less and there wouldn't be.
What do you think you're doing? Concubine?
Oh, come on. Do you really think those people would believe someone like Lord Sintares would have someone like you without, well, having someone like you?
Just you watch it.
WA warlord
Where´s your woman, did she drown?
No, no, she didn´t drown. She should be here momentarily. She´s nearly conquered territory, you know how it is...
WA warlord
Virgin grounds, whoa.
Yeah, you see, a woman´s chastity is like a new hat. A beautiful thing that´s...(Xena appears)... going to kill me. Oooh, what took you so long my dear, finishing up my laundry?
Yes, you left something hanging on the line.
Magmar told me that his boss has a big ego, almost as big as yours.
Nothing is as big as mine.
S1 E19Altered States
By the Gods!
What is it?
You are beautiful!
I'm great. I can't see but I'm good.
Try using both eyes.
Oh, oh yeah that's better.
Think you can stand?
You mean I'm not?
Have I made myself clear?
No. You're a little fuzzy around the edges so you keep trying, you'll get there.
What are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait for me at the cave.
I did and then this rock told me I had to come find you.
The rock spoke to you?
Well, yeah, I mean his voice was a little gravely but I understood...
Did I hurt you?
No, no, loving every minute of it.
S1 E20Ties That Bind
Sometimes the best man for a job... is a woman.
Give up on me, Ares. You´re not my father.
What is a father, Xena? A man who guides you, who teaches you how to live your life. I did all for you. And I´ll never let you go.
He seeks a man for the horse.
He stole it, didn't he?
Nope.
Is he your father?
All I know is that he didn't lie about the horse.
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