We need to talk.
Talk is cheap; I have an expensive ear.
Malthus...I don't steal from him.
(laughs) He's afraid.
No, we have an arrangement. I don't steal from him, he doesn't gouge my eyes out with hot pokers. It's worked out very well so far.
You're trying to use my ego against me.
I didn't think it would work.
No, it worked. I'll do it.
Ah, Xena, I think I found your disguise. The assistant of Sintares would wear no less. (holds up skimpy outfit)
Any less and there wouldn't be.
What do you think you're doing? Concubine?
Oh, come on. Do you really think those people would believe someone like Lord Sintares would have someone like you without, well, having someone like you?
Just you watch it.
WA warlord
Where´s your woman, did she drown?
No, no, she didn´t drown. She should be here momentarily. She´s nearly conquered territory, you know how it is...
WA warlord
Virgin grounds, whoa.
Yeah, you see, a woman´s chastity is like a new hat. A beautiful thing that´s...(Xena appears)... going to kill me. Oooh, what took you so long my dear, finishing up my laundry?
Yes, you left something hanging on the line.
Magmar told me that his boss has a big ego, almost as big as yours.
Nothing is as big as mine.
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