By the Gods!
What is it?
You are beautiful!
I'm great. I can't see but I'm good.
Try using both eyes.
Oh, oh yeah that's better.
Think you can stand?
You mean I'm not?
Have I made myself clear?
No. You're a little fuzzy around the edges so you keep trying, you'll get there.
What are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait for me at the cave.
I did and then this rock told me I had to come find you.
The rock spoke to you?
Well, yeah, I mean his voice was a little gravely but I understood...
Did I hurt you?
No, no, loving every minute of it.
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