Xena quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Xena

Things didn't work out with Hope quite the way you expected.

Callisto

No. Actually, the sight of her and Ares rolling around like weasels made me sick.

Callisto

I never thought I'd feel so good again! Seeing poor, dear Gabrielle sacrifice herself makes it all worthwhile. It finally gives me a reason for living, and I have you to thank for it, Xena!

Xena

No more living for you.

What would you do if I told you I am in love?

Xena

I'd cut out your sweetheart's throat. You think I wouldn't?

No, I mean I'm in love with you.

Xena

With me? Have you lost what's left of your mind? People like you and me don't fall in love...not with each other, anyway.

Xena

I hate the dead ... you can't take vengeance on them.

Alti

Ah, but you can.

Our holy word should have been strong enough to undo whatever it was that kept us from eternity, but still we can't pass through the gate.

Xena

Then maybe you need a new holy word, one stronger than the last.

Our holy word is Courage. Nothing's stronger than courage.

The Berzerker!

Xena

[incredously] That's the Berzerker? [points at the man she just killed]

No, that's the Berzerker! [points to a warrior riding up]

Don't put your soul in her hands, Xena, she'll destroy it.

Xena

You won a spiritual duel. How'd you do that?

Your choices are simple, side with us and find life...side with Alti and find death.

Alti

Tell me who she is. Tell me who the blond one is. Tell me who she is.

Xena

She's goodness and innocence, Alti, and she'll live inside me forever. She frightens you because she represents what can defeat you.

Alti

Your little friend is dying with you, Xena. How does that make you feel?

Xena

Good.

Alti

Good?

Xena

Because if she's dying in my future it means SHE'S ALIVE NOW!.

I can't believe you're here.

Xena

The Gods themselves couldn't keep me away.

Xena

So, how's she been?

Without you ... just fine.

Xena

I meant after everything she's been through.

You should know, seducing her away from home with your heroics, filling her head with strange ideas. How's she been? Changed forever ... because of you.

Xena

Give it a rest, Gabrielle.

Gabrielle

No, not until you clean up your act, Xena.

Xena

Hey, I'm not the one with the fungus among us.

Gabrielle

Oh, yeah, that's poetic. Did one of your little bug friends whisper that in your ear?

Joxer

I figured I'd find you guys here. The trail was too easy to follow. Any idiot could find you.

Xena

Evidently.

Joxer

Hey, wait a minute. Those villagers hired me, and only Joxer the Mighty is going to stop the Scythians.

Xena

Joxer, I once knew a warrior who tried to stop them. They buried him in Sparta, Athens and Carthage.

Joxer

What do you mean?

Xena

They buried him in Sparta ... Athens ... and Carthage ... think about it, Joxer.

Xena

Don't make me hurt you, Scabrielle.

Gabrielle

Alright, Eczema, what are you going to do, huh? You going to use your pressure points? Go on. Go ahead. Go for it. You can't touch me. C'mon. C'mon, you're really tough now Warrior Princess.