Give it a rest, Gabrielle.
No, not until you clean up your act, Xena.
Hey, I'm not the one with the fungus among us.
Oh, yeah, that's poetic. Did one of your little bug friends whisper that in your ear?
I figured I'd find you guys here. The trail was too easy to follow. Any idiot could find you.
Evidently.
Hey, wait a minute. Those villagers hired me, and only Joxer the Mighty is going to stop the Scythians.
Joxer, I once knew a warrior who tried to stop them. They buried him in Sparta, Athens and Carthage.
What do you mean?
They buried him in Sparta ... Athens ... and Carthage ... think about it, Joxer.
Don't make me hurt you, Scabrielle.
Alright, Eczema, what are you going to do, huh? You going to use your pressure points? Go on. Go ahead. Go for it. You can't touch me. C'mon. C'mon, you're really tough now Warrior Princess.
Oh, Argo, Argo, Argo. Somebody walked by with an apple and she followed him home.
Hah!
That's what horses do!
...
(later)
(to Argo) How did Ascius win you over? (Argo motions over to an apple tree) What? Apples? You left me for apples? Thanks, pal.
I don't ask for much. I just want my pony back. Where's Gabrielle?
Nature called.
No, it screamed like a wild banshee.
I need a volunteer ... I pick you.
VVillager
Huh?
Yeah, don't be shy. Your mother wasn't
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