Oh, come on! I don't look that bad!
(to Toad and Blob, who scream at the sight of a "bamf" demon, just as she exits the washroom.)
S2 E11Shadow Dance
[The demons attack guests at the Bayville High Dance. One goes for Kurt and Amanda.]
Kurt! Get us out of here!
How? We're trapped!
Make us disappear! Hurry! I've seen you do it! Please!
You know, blue really is my favorite color.
(to Nightcrawler, after he reveals his true physical form to her.)
S2 E12Retreat
[After Beast returns from his chaotic nightly rampage.]
I don't know what to say... I am so sorry about this.
Well, it was bound to happen.
What do you mean?
What was it the last time... You attended a drive-in movie, hidden in the bed of a pick-up truck?
How much do you know about the Redwoods?
Only that they make great hot tubs.
Journey? Where can you go when you can't be seen by the public?
(to Professor Xavier, after he is advised to go on a trip to find himself.)
[After Beast announces his pick of students for an impromptu field trip to Redwood Forest.]
Me? But my grades are improving!
Uh-huh. With the speed of a glacier. You, too, Evan.
Aw, come on, teach! Can't I do my studying somewhere else! Like going to the park! There's green stuff there!
(Beast looms in on Spyke in a mock-threatening way, cornering him by the door.)
...do these forests have sidewalks?
[After Sunspot finishes covering the X-Jet in an ample amount of branches.]
WWolfsbane
It was plenty camouflaged!
SSunspot
A few more branches couldn't hurt.
WWolfsbane
I smell overachiever issues.
Send me an e-mail, and I'll take your complaint under "advisement".
(to Spyke, as the latter protests at the beginning of the trek.)
This is not who I am.
Maybe it's who you're meant to be.
You can't go back either, huh?
(to a stranded fish beached on the side of a river.)
[After Beast assigns the students to find five different types of rocks.]
WWolfsbane
Five samples. I guess a go getter like you will bring back ten.
SSunspot
Maybe twelve. You see, the first five are like a cake; the rest are like the icing. And I like icing.
WWolfsbane
I thought you were putting on a little weight.
BFBig Foot Fanatic
...is he wearing trunks?
(about Beast, whom has been accidentally caught on tape and mistaken as Big Foot.)
BFBig Foot Fanatic
It looks like we've got ourselves the real McCoy.
(about Beast, after the expedition successfully captures him.)
BFBig Foot Research Scientist
This is a wonder of Nature! It is our duty to respect it!
H1Hunter 1
What? It's not like we're going to make a rug out of it!
H2Hunter 2
A coat, maybe, but not a rug.
(about the captive Beast, after the hunters comment how much Big Foot will be worth in the market.)
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