X-Men: Evolution quotes

Spyke

[Starts walking towards Beast] [To Beast] Show his eyes, and grieve his heart.

Storm

[Lands] [To her nephew] Evan, no! Stay back!

Spyke

[To Beast] Come like shadows, so depart. Sleep shall neither night nor day. Hang upon his penthouse lid. He shall live a man forbid. Weary s'nights nine times nine. Shall he dwindle peak and pine.

[Puts his hand on Beast's head, telepathically] [To Beast] Hank, listen to me. [Puts his other hand on his own head] You're still in there. You know what's happening to you, so take control. You're stronger than the beast. Don't give up.

Spyke

[To Beast] Though his part cannot be lost, yet it shall be tempest tossed.

Beast

[Sighs, then turns to Charles and Evan] [To Charles] I still look like a monster.

But you're now in the one place where that doesn't matter.

Beast

I can still feel it, though, inside.

And you probably always will.

Beast

The worst part is– the very thing I feared most has happened. My teaching days are over now that I look like this.

[To Hank] Not so, teach. The prof can outfit you with an image inducer like Kurt's.

Beast

To look like whom? Hank McCoy? He's a wanted fugitive.

But you can be anybody.

Beast

With a beast inside trying to claw its way out, I just can't risk it.

[To Hank] What you need, Hank, are students who know your secrets, who have secrets of their own, and who need a man of your compassion to teach them.

Shadowcat

Hello? Oh, Lance. Hey, I got it, Bobby! Get off the phone! Sorry. So what's going on? Oh. Yeah right, I can totally see us walking around the mall together. What makes you think I wanna- [Nightcrawler clears his throat; Shadowcats looks, gasps, and sees at a muscular Nightcrawler]

Nightcrawler

Hey, Kitty. How's it going?

Shadowcat

Uh, hey let me think about it. I'll call you back. (she hangs up and laughs) What have you done to yourself? [Nightcrawler walks over to her]

Nightcrawler

I've been working out. Can you tell? [his muscular form disappears back to his regular form] Oh bummer. [he walks out of Shadowcat's room; Shadowcat laughs]

Shadowcat

You shouldn't be messing with your image inducer, Kurt.

Beast

[Looking around at all of the melted snow from the mutant snowball fight] Well, so much for our winter wonderland. I can see now that teaching mutants will require entirely different skills.

Nightcrawler

Hey. Welcome back, sailor.

Nightcrawler

Ma'am? What's that suppose to mean? [he looks in the mirror to see a feminine version of him; he gasps] Professor!

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. [he, Jean, and Cyclops laugh and so does Nightcrawler]

Spyke

[to an overweight Kurt] Dude, lay off the burger bombs.

Nightcrawler

All in the holiday spirit! (he closes his eyes and puckers his lips)

Nightcrawler

Come on, Kitty! Just one little kiss? Pleeaase? [Nightcrawler and Shadowcat run past Professor Xavier and Wolverine]

Ah, to be young again.

Wolverine

Yeah... glad that's over.

Cyclops

You mean he's some kind of demon?

Rogue

Yeah, right!

Beast

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than you've dreamt of in your philosophy."

Rogue

Now that's Shakespeare.

Beast

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

Shakespeare?

Beast

The Bible.

Cyclops

Professor, I think this is a mistake. I know Lance; he wouldn't do this unless he wanted something.

Professor X

Yes, I agree. What he wants, is to be near Kitty.

Cyclops

But-

Professor X

I believe he's genuine about his feelings for her. And maybe, that's a good beginning. Now, let's give him a chance.

Professor X

Well, fortunaly,there's no official mention of the incident. The military must believe it was a UFO sighting, so they are, no doubt, covering it up.

Nightcrawler

Now all I've got to do is wax the X-Jet and my probation is history (eyes the X-Jet). Ohhh man!

Professor X

That's all right, Kurt. Consider your probation over. (As Kurt celebrates, Xaiver turns toward the new arrivals) Yours, however, is just begining. And you can start by cleaning the X-Jet

Rogue

[To Charles] The mind-bending Mesmero. He was in Bayville last week with that Circus of Mystery. [Hands Charles the Jack-in-the-Box]

[Takes the Jack-in-the-Box from Rogue] Then we need to attend their next engagement.

[Enters] [To Charles] Professor. The last remaining ring? It resides in Washington D.C., at the Museum of Eastern Antiquities.

Shadowcat

[Relieved] Whoa. [Confused] What's going on? How did we get here?

Wolverine

[Massaging his injured shin while sitting] Yeah, sure, now you're all better.

Cyclops

[Crouches down to help Jean up] [To Jean] Easy, Jean.

Jean

Scott?

Cyclops

I'm right here. Everything's okay.

Rogue

[Realizes that Mesmero is gone] Hey! Where'd he go?!

Beast

[To Charles] Are you all right? Did Mesmero hurt you?

Not Mesmero, Hank. Mesmero was just another puppet like Jean. There was someone else pulling the strings: A mind more powerful than anything I've ever encountered.

Wolverine

[To Charles] What could he possibly want with those rings?

I really don't know, but I doubt we'll like the answer.

[To the second door] Understood. I will find them. And the world will once again tremble at the presence of– Apocalypse.

Wolverine

Well I'd say they were pretty hostile. Wouldn't you?