BFBig Foot Research Scientist
Good Heavens! You can speak!
(to a captive Beast, as the latter attempts to strike up a friendly intellectual conversation with him.)
S2 E12Retreat
[Two hunters are searching for Bigfoot, using whistles that replicate animal calls]
H1Hunter 1
Where I can I get one of those?
H2Hunter 2
Bigfoot trading post. Ask for Mulder
[Beast swings in the trees above them while The X-Files theme plays]
S2 E13Walk on the Wild Side
[After Boom-Boom barges into the bathroom without knocking, effectively interrupting Toad.]
Great! I take one shower a month, and still I get no privacy!
MMagma
Look, didn't your mother teach you not to pick on girls?!
CSChop Shop Boss
Oh, yeah. Yeah, too bad I never listened to her.
Well, guess what, braindead? She was right! And here's why!
[Cyclops and Nightcrawler are on a stake-out watching for the girls]
Blue Boy to Tracker One. Do you read? The pigeons are leaving the roost.
Kurt, I'm right here... and why are you talking like that?
S2 E15The HeX Factor
Let me guess: you must be Mistic.
Try Mystique. This is my home, and my rules. Rule Number One: Move out of my room. Think you can handle that, Bam-Bam?
Gentlemen, meet your new secret weapon.
Wanda?!
Pietro?!
[Scarlet Witch goes into a rage and starts using her powers against the Brotherhood.]
Ex-girlfriend?
Worse! She's my sister!
Room's all yours, Mys-tique!
[after blowing up said room with her time bombs.]
... So? What does it need?
Something to wash out the taste.
[about the rubbery muffins Shadowcat made for Home Economics class.]
Ok, how do these taste after my last six batches?
Well, better do as he says. [Nightcrawler teleports, dropping Kitty's muffin, which cracks the floor tiles]
[to Cyclops] Muffin?
S2 E17Day of Reckoning - Part 2
Hello, Father.
MMagneto
Wanda! Not now!
You locked me away.
MMagneto
You gave me no choice. You couldn't control your anger.
You haven't seen me angry, until now!
S3 E1Day of Recovery
Oooh, beautiful and bad.
(at Scarlet Witch, after she hexes a number of pursuing troops.)
Just the type of girl that makes a guy want to... brush his teeth.
(about Scarlet Witch, after she forcefully snubs him.)
[The Brotherhood house: The police cars are parked outside. Toad, hanging a bag on his shoulder, hops on the roof, then hops down on the ground. He is grabbed by Lance, who pulls him into the back of the house.]
[Searches through the bag] [To Toad] Hey, Toad! Where are our clothes? [Pulls out Wanda's nightgown] This is all just Wanda's stuff! [Wanda snatches her nightgown from him]
Yeah, well, who cares what we wear. [To Wanda] I'd go with the, uh, black apres, red top, and matching ruby choker.
[Wanda shoves Toad away and walks away.]
[Sighs dreamily] She makes a guy wanna- brush his teeth.
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