Matt quotes from WrestleMania

As the evening chases away the day, we say bring on the night!

[after Natalya slaps Vince] Best of luck in your future endeavors, Natalya!

You guys see, does this remind you of anything?

It reminds me of what Randy Orton does to his opponents.

Yeah, these guys are using what they learned from Randy Orton against him now.

As every good student should.

Every good student should turn against their mentor?

No, every good student should use what they learned.

Over 70,000 weak-minded individuals who think, because they're so hopped up on hallucinogenic drugs, that Rey Mysterio is a superhero. Over 70,000 people that think if they pop a pill or if they take a drink, that somehow their problems will go away, just like they think their superhero, Rey Mysterio will make the monster go away. Except I am not a monster, I am a savior, and I can save Rey Mysterio! I can lead you all to a better place, and I will lead you all by example because I choose to be drug-free! I choose to be better than each and every single one of you! Tonight, Rey Mysterio does not have a choice. I will beat him, he will join my Straight Edge Society, and in doing so, 70,000 people just like you will choose me as their savior, and the Straight Edge Society will live on, one nation under Punk, indivisible, with integrity and sobriety for all.

That's scary. That's scary.

I take it you're rooting for Rey.

I don't wanna be in this guy's cult.

You see two members of the Straight Edge Society, there are countless others across the nation. Live events, wherever we go, people come to be saved by CM Punk.

What would that do to Rey Mysterio? What would that do to Rey Mysterio's family?

I don't know, but the names Jim Jones and Charles Manson come to mind.

This is the same Hart family we saw earlier at WrestleMania after honoring their father Stu Hart, who was inducted into the Hall of Fame. Has Vince bought the Hart family?!

This is disgusting!

I just can't help but think back, last we heard from Vince McMahon last week on Raw when he...his final chilling words, he said, "Bret, no matter what, at WrestleMania, you're screwed." Did he already know?

Will Mr. McMahon stop at nothing to humiliate this man? Ladies and gentlemen, Bret Hart was one of Mr. McMahon's most important and lucrative superstars. In late 1997, Bret's contract was coming to an end, they couldn't reach an agreement, Bret headed out of the company. What does Mr. McMahon do on one of his last nights here? He screws Bret Hart out of the Championship in Montreal, one of the most controversial events of all time!

Guys, I gotta tell you – this is genius. I love this.

No, this is not genius.

Yeah, there's Bruce Hart.

It's evil genius is what it is, Matt.

Smith Hart, Stu's firstborn son.

In many ways, this is pathetic.

Why?

Because it's pathetic. Because Mr. McMahon cannot let bygones be bygones. For thirteen years this has been going on! Bret Hart came back here to bury the hatchet; he did so with Shawn Michaels, and now this.

You've all agreed to this? Bruce, you've agreed to this? There's not much I can do about it. What's done is done. There's one thing I know about the Hart family – you all got paid up front, didn't you? Got your money, cashed your checks, put it in the bank? [Everyone nods] Well, there's one thing I learned from the Montreal Screwjob: that's that there's nothing sweeter than a good double-cross. See, the thing here, Vince, is the Hart family – we're stronger than ever and we're united as one tonight. They told me what you were trying to do and we all agreed ahead of time. We all know about your little tricks, but tonight, this your greatest creation of them all, WrestleMania, it's gonna be forever remembered as the night that Bret screwed Vince!

Wait a minute. Oh! The Hart family's on the take!

This is the chairman and CEO of a publicly traded company being treated like this.

Yeah, but how about how he treated Bret Hart? How about that, Matt? Besides, Mr. McMahon signed up for this. Mr. McMahon agreed to this match-up.

Not under these conditions.

He tried to buy the Hart family off, they just turned the tables on him. Mr. McMahon would've done the same thing.

Before that, Matt, Mr. McMahon put Bret up to being in this match when he thought Bret had a broken leg.

If I've learned one thing from Mr. McMahon, it's that you never do bad business, and this is bad business by the Harts.

Mr. McMahon looks like a pathetic preacher right now.

I'm gonna tell him you said that.