[points to Mr. McMahon] I WANT YOU [points to himself] TO WATCH THIS! I'M GONNA KNOCK! YOUR TEETH! DOWN! YOUR! THROAT! [Delivers his Sweet Chin Music to McMahon's jaw]
Shawn Michaels
WWrestleMania · 296 quotesIn 8 of the 296 quotes from WrestleMania
Most scenes with: Jim Ross (3), Vince McMahon (2), The Undertaker (2)
Lines by Shawn Michaels 1
Scenes with Shawn Michaels 7
Boy, this is a tough job here. Todd Pettengill with Rhonda Shear, host of Up All Night on USA. This is great.
I'm so excited to be...
[shoving Todd out of the picture] All right, Pettengill, out of the way. Everyone knows why Rhonda Shear's here, and that's to be with the Heartbreak Kid. Everyone knows we're an item. Now, photographer, I'm got him here.
Yes, yes.
On three, I want you to say cheese, all right?
Did you miss me?
One, two, three, ch... [The photographer is shoved down by Burt Reynolds] Hey, what's going...
[giddy] Burt Reynolds? Burt Reynolds! Burt Reynolds! Hi, I'm Rhonda Shear.
Hi.
Hey, Mr. Reynolds? Hey, she's mine.
Would you get that chest shaved? It's really ugly.
[pulling down Burt's jacket zipper, revealing a shirt and tie] What have you got in there? [Leaves in a huff] Oh, come on.
Go. Never come back.
Burt, you give me the vapors, but you also keep me up all night.
You keep me up all night; wish there was something we could do about that. You know what I'd like to do?
What? What?
I'd like to go to FanFest.
Oh, will you take me, please?
I'll take you wherever you want to go.
[At the start of the Undertaker/Sid title match. Bret Hart makes his way to the ring.]
[doing guest commentary] Oh, Bret very resentful of not being in the main event or being the man. I find that hard to believe. Well he did his best against Steve Austin but just couldn't get it done.
[grabbing a mic] Hey Shawn Michaels! First of all you phony little faker, why don't you go take your little pussy foot injury?
[holding Shawn back] All right, knock it off!
It's ok. I'm not going anywhere.
And go back to the dressing room and find your smile. But whatever you do, stay out of this match!
"I'm so scared!"
[To the Undertaker] And as for you, I just want you to know. That when you slammed that door on my head, you slammed the door on our friendship. And from here on in it's a new set of rules between you and me.
Your friendship? Oh I can't remember the last time Bret was anybody's friend.
[To Sid] And you! You know, and I know, and every single person in this building,...
Knows that he's a crybaby.
...all know one thing. Is that the World Wrestling Federation title belt belongs to me! And you are a fraud!
Well it looks like Bret...
That belt will never belong to you and you know it and I know it and every single person in this building, whether you're here or outside the TV then, you all know that I am the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be!
[Sid punches Bret]
Oh! Sycho Sid. Wait a minute!
And now you're getting beat up because of your big mouth.
[Sid gives Bret a powerbomb while Shawn Michaels laughs]
Powerbomb! Bret Hart has experienced the powerbomb one more time! And after that submission match, that's going to put him in a bad way.
See? What did I tell ya?
[Grabbing the mic] Now you take your whiny little ass out of here!
Yeah! Alright!
[Later in the same match, Bret Hart attempts to interfere again]
Jesus!
Are you kidding me?
Oh, please stop that... Come on! [Sid attacks Hart, but Hart drives him into the top rope, sight unseen]
Doesn't he ever get tired of beating up? [Sid, feeling the effects of the top rope, walks straight into the Undertaker's grasp and the Deadman turns him upside down]
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Tombstone Piledriver! Tombstone! Tombstone! Tombstone!
[Undertaker hits the Tombstone Piledriver on Sid] OH!
HE DID IT! [Shawn begins clapping for the Undertaker as the Undertaker folds Sid's arms and covers him]
[counting along with the referee] One, two... [Earl Hebner counts three, making the Undertaker 6-0 at Wrestlemania, and the crowd erupts] OH!
The winner of this bout, and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion: The Undertaker! [Shawn continues to clap for the Undertaker]
The new World Wrestling Federation champion, the Undertaker, and his creatures!
The WWF title lives in the dark side!
And we are in for a wild ride! The WWF and the WWF Championship is going places where it's never been, and frankly, I am excited, and I just want to be a part of it.
The Dark Days of the WWF have begun!
[Opening of WrestleMania 23]
When we were young...
When we were young...
When we were young...
We dreamed of this day...
Of this opportunity...
This chance...
To shine...
Prove to the world...
Prove to myself...
That I'm a superstar...
A diva...
An athlete...
More than you think...
And greater than you heard...
That I'm a champion.
We've dedicated our lives...
Sacrificed...
Surrendered our bodies...
Sweat...
Bled...
Cried...
Healed...
And focused our minds...
In the hopes to get here...
This is where it all comes together...
WrestleMania.
WrestleMania.
WrestleMania. Now...
I'm all grown up.
I'm all grown up.
I'm all grown up.
We're all grown up.
Today is my day...
Tonight is our night...
The stage is mine...
Where I will show the world...
I will prove to myself...
That I'm the best...
The most powerful...
That I'm the most extreme...
That the kid's still got it...
The most intense...
Immortal...
That I—
That I—
That I—
I—
I—
I—
I—
I...
Am champion—
Am champion—
Am champion—
Am champion—
...am a champion.
[to Ric Flair before hitting Sweet Chin Music on him, ending the match and sending Flair into retirement] I'm sorry. I love you.
Flair wants to fight... Oh!
My God, what a shot! Michaels, will it be...? And yes! Yes!
We are now just moments away. As the guest referee inside Hell in a Cell, you must be filled with conflicted emotions. Shawn, your thoughts?
This match is the end of an era. Something's coming to an end. It's either the end of the Streak, which means the end of the Undertaker, or it's the end of the Game, which means he couldn't do what I couldn't do. Facing the Undertaker ended my career. Isn't it ironic that I hold the power in the palm of my hand to end an era?
[During the epic Hell in a Cell match, Shawn Michaels tosses away the steel chair from Triple H who administered 15 chair shots to the Undertaker]
[To referee Shawn Michaels] YOU WANT IT DONE? THEN YOU END IT!
JUST COVER HIM!...It doesn't have to be like this, just co— YOU KNOW HE'S NOT GONNA QUIT!...COVER HIM!
[Shawn sees Triple H grabbing another chair and stops him]
C'mon, just hold! [goes to check The Undertaker] Take, it's one match, c'mon.
[Undertaker shakes his heads in defiance]
Let me—
[Triple H shoves Shawn away and administers three more chair shots to The Undertaker]
[To referee Shawn Michaels] YOU WANT IT DONE? THEN YOU END IT!...END IT, OR I WILL!
[goes to check The Undertaker again] Please, c'mon.
[To Shawn Michaels] Don't stop it. Don't stop it!...DO NOT...STOP IT!
[yelling to Undertaker from a distance] STAY DOWN!...STAY DOWN!!
[Later in the match, Triple H grabs a Sledgehammer from outside the ring, but Shawn Michaels confronts him]
You know he ain't gonna quit.
I don't care. You end it or I will. You wanna show compassion? I'm not.
You know he's not gonna stop.
I don't care, Shawn. I'm ending this one way or the other... End it, or I will.
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