[after Mysterio defeated JBL in 21 seconds] I don't understand that. JBL promised something historic here tonight.
Well, it was something historic.
What?
Mysterio wins the Intercontinental Title for the very first time.
No, that can't be it.
And now JBL just might understand how the brave Texans felt at the Alamo. It was a bad day at the office.
Mysterio ensured the joke was on JBL here tonight. What a WrestleMania moment.
I'm in shock.
So's JBL.
[JBL grabs the microphone and gets up, not sure now of what to say]
I've got something to say. [The crowd's boos get louder]
I can't wait to hear this excuse. Camera flash got in his eyes, maybe?
Open-mouth disease?
This has got to be embarrassing.
I...I...I... I QUIT!!! [crowd cheers]
What?...What did he just say?
[JBL drops the mic, still looking a bit confused]
He said he quit!
What? I don't believe - I don't know if JBL even believes what he just said!
Has any...has anybody ever...just quit, at WrestleMania?
That I know of!
Pretty historic.
Jerry [as JBL exits the ring]: There's still time to reconsider!
Are we seeing JBL leave the ring, conclusively, for the last time?
[JBL starts walking back up the ramp]
JBL [pointing to the crowd]: You're gonna miss JBL! You are gonna MISS JBL!!
I think he's not gonna - he's not gonna reconsider; if that's the case, he - he HAS made history here tonight, but certainly not the kind that we expected!
Not that he expected, either!
JBL [still shouting to the crowd]: ...I promise you, you will regret this!!
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