Jesse Ventura quotes from WrestleMania

Why does he keep badmouthing Elizabeth, Jess? Why doesn't he leave her alone?

She deserves it. She ought to be in his corner doing what she— hey, he took her to the top, Gorilla.

He also slapped her all around in the dressing room.

Who the hell was Elizabeth before she got with Macho?!

She was his manager! How do you think he ever got a title shot?!

Not from her!

If the Macho Man successfully defends the title, finally, finally we'll have two champions that I like.

You're referring to Ravishing Rick Rude and the Macho Man?

Absolutely. Those are champions kids can be proud of.

[as Earthquake poses] Reminded me of you in your younger days, Jess.

Now, wait a minute. I had a little more definition than the Earthquake.

Sean Connery was named "Sexiest Man in the World," and he has my hairstyle.

I know that.

You know how I can't miss in Hollywood, Gorilla? I got Paul Newman's eyes, I got Kirk Douglas's chin, and Robert Duvall's haircut. How can I lose?

But what do you have of your own, Jess?

[pause] ...And here comes Brutus.

Well, Tito can knock you out with that flying forearm if you know, Jess.

Yeah, a burrito will do it, too.

Look at this, Sapphire coming around to save— standing right in front of "The Dream."

Nail her, Macho! Jump right off on her!

I can't believe you just said that.

Hey, she wants to play lumberjack, let her carry her end of the log!

[on Hacksaw Jim Duggan] He just pushed the referee.

He did? I didn't see that.

What?

I didn't see it, I was looking...

What were you doing, filling your... Wait a minute...

No, I didn't have any hot dogs.

You've only had seven!

Bravo taking the upper hand now.

You got mustard all over your lapels.

I do not!

Look at you. You're a mess, Monsoon!

Got him with the boot!

Oh, he nailed him! [Hulk Hogan sets up for the Leg Drop]

Here it is!

He... [Hogan goes for the Leg Drop, but the Ultimate Warrior moves out of the way] Oh, he moved out of the way! [In the moment that Hogan is stunned, the Warrior bounces off the ropes and hits the splash] Look out, the big Splash! [counting along with the referee] One...

Two...

["Three"] He got him!

HE GOT HIM!

Unbelievable!

THE WARRIOR'S WON THE TITLE!

We have a new World Wrestling Federation Champion!

The winner of this bout, and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion: the Ultimate Warrior!

This place has gone crazy!

UNBELIEVABLE, MONSOON! What a battle, both ways! Hogan missing the Leg Drop, the Warrior capitalizing on it, and getting the three-count just minuscule seconds before Hogan could kick out!

Look at the hushed silence going over the crowd.

They don't know what the Hulkster's gonna do and neither do I. [Hogan presents the belt to the Warrior] Oh, look at this! Hulk presenting the belt and raised the hand of the Warrior! [The two men embrace in the ring] The Hulkster has just taken one giant step towards immortality!

Well, I gotta say this! At least it wasn't a Mike Tyson-Don King type affair! The man lost it, and he's going out like a true champion, Monsoon!

Unbelievable Hulkster and unbelievable Warrior!

I do believe Hulkamania will live forever!

It absolutely will!

What a matchup! Everything we expected and more! We have a new World Wrestling Federation Champion, the Ultimate Warrior!

This place has just erupted! Holy mackeral! Warrior enjoying his moment of glory! Hulkster taking it all in! For Jesse "The Body" Ventura, this is the Gorilla saying so long, everybody!

Twenty years ago, one man had a vision. It began here...

...and it would change our world.

[from WrestleMania 2] Welcome to WrestleMania!

As the vision grew, we cheered it on...

[from Wrestlemania III] I never thought it could be done, Gorilla!

Stood in awe...

[from Wrestlemania III] The irresistible force meeting the immovable object!

Held onto our seats...

[from WrestleMania XIX] History has been made!

And gave up our hearts.

[from WrestleMania XII] The boyhood dream has come true!

We watched with utter disbelief...

[from Wrestlemania XII] No! He won't do the same!

[from Wrestlemania XIV] Oh! I can't believe my eyes!

Stunned silence...

[from WrestleMania XIV] The Austin Era has begun!

And sheer amazement.

[from WrestleMania XIX] Oh my god!

But above all, we've been inspired, and enriched, by the vision.

[from WrestleMania XIX] Welcome to WrestleMania!

Sometimes, things are so special in your life that words cannot explain...

The history, alone, in that place makes Madison Square Garden special...

My family's gonna come there. My wife, my mom, my dad, my daughter...

Everything that I've ever wanted out of life comes down to this one day, this one short period of time...

My passion. The thing you dream about, and consumes you...

People are gonna remember this forever...

People will say, "Y'know, that match was worth coming back for."

You haven't lived, you haven't breathed, until you've danced at WrestleMania...

Tonight will be like no other! Tonight is the Showcase Of The Immortals! They will achieve the impossible and forge new beginnings! Tonight men will hunt down their dreams! Tonight no one holds back! And tonight is where it all begins...

...Again.