Gorilla Monsoon quotes from WrestleMania

Boy, can Tito's sister belt one out!

Will you stop?!

That's Arriba McIntyre!

It is not!

WOOOOOOO!!!!!

[referring to Sensational Sherri] That's my pin-up girl!

I think you should see your occulist!

There's nothing wrong with my feet.

She is in love with that man.

Yeah, but is the feeling mutual?

Pardon?

Is the feeling mutual?

Oh, what do you think, she's there, isn't she? He doesn't allow any bim.... uh woman to be there...

Bimbo? Did you say bimbo?

I didn't say that, I coughed. I said "Buimmmh".

Highly unlikely that you're gonna pin anybody with a side headlock. In all my years I've never seen anyone pinned with a side headlock.

I've pinned a few people with it.

You???

Yes.

Where? In your dreams???

I can beat you...I can beat any man a million different ways. I had a guy give up one time during instructions.

Will you stop?!!

A hard-fought victory for that man right there, Shawn Michaels.

Someday he'll be wearing the gold representing the World Wrestling Federation. This man's the star of the '90s, Monsoon.

I told you, Monsoon, I don't think you can hurt the Undertaker! You know, death never takes a holiday.

Why don't you stop?

These things just come to me. I feel like I got two brilliant minds.

Oh boy, I'm in trouble.

The strength coming from the urn, being held by Paul Bearer.

What is in that urn?

You're the guy that's supposed to find that out!

You're supposed to know.

You're a broadcast journalist.

Aren't YOU a broadcast journalist?

Tombstone City!

Oh, no!

This place has gone bananas!

I told you somebody is going to be hurt, and it's Jake "The Snake" Roberts. He broke his neck, Monsoon, I bet he broke his neck.

He wants him inside the ring.

He's out, he's cold, man, he is out. [The referee counts Undertaker's pin] 1, 2, 3.

Holy mackerel.

I've never seen Jake the Snake defeated that severely as I seen him at the hands of the Undertaker.

Here is your winner: The Undertaker!

How on earth are you gonna stop this guy?

What would you do if you were The Hitman?

Well I'd have my agent buy it for me. And if that didn't work, I'd waffle him out back with a tire iron. I'd get it some way, any way I could.

I remember when I was champion Monsoon.

Champion of what?

The neighborhood! I had the prettiest date the whole block that month. Oh, you should have seen her.

The only gold you ever had was in your teeth!

Virgil, of course had his nose busted by Sid "Insane" Justice.

I thought he had plastic surgery. What an improvement.

Why don't you stop?

Maybe Elizabeth can go on Love Connection and get a date. Then again I think she's been on that show.

Will you stop?!!

I'm Indiana's favorite Bobby. I could've gotten that high school team a win last night, not the guy they had running the ship.

You couldn't even carry Bobby Knight's towel.

Who?

30 countries?

Yes indeed

Spell em.

I have a special announcement: Shawn Michaels has left the building.

Who cares?!

I'll do it again, if you wanna hear it.