If your portly chupacabra doesn’t emerge soon I’ll be forced to go home and work on my dissertation.
I don’t call him that anymore. He might be of Mexican descent and I don’t want to be insensitive.
What do you call him?
Fat Pat. It was Fatsquatch but... [shrugs]
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