Aaron, Darrin and others in “Muffin Buffalo”

Aaron

There’s something out there and it’s laughing at us.

I don’t think your sister’s special lunch is an appropriate place for an existential crisis.

Aaron

It’s not an existential crisis.

Karen

You’re studying religion for God’s sake, you were bound to have one sooner or later.

Aaron

I’m not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning — that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe that has meaning... what does it mean?

Jaye

It doesn't mean anything.

Aaron

Did the cow creamer tell you that?

Karen

I’m throwing that creamer away the second we get home.