Sharon, go talk to your father. You're his favorite.
[Sharon leaves the kitchen]
I thought I was his favorite.
We don't have favorites.
“Crime Dog” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Jaye Tyler (3), Aaron Tyler (2), Sharon Tyler (2), Karen Tyler (1)
Oh my God, that guy just blew his nose on the ground. I thought Canadians were supposed to be clean.
Just don't make eye contact.
Well, if it isn't the squealer. Thanks for squealing, squealer.
How am I a squealer?
Uh, could it be the squealing? You ambushed us with the fuzz. You were all back-lit and evil-smoking like that guy on the X-Files.
HOfficer Hale
The blonde one's queer. Look at her. Those fingernails are a dead giveaway. Cut all nice and short. Clean cuticle beds. Lesbians always trim their nails like that. You know why?
Just try to get Aaron out.
He's already out
Bastard! He sang?
No, you admitted to driving the car.
Oohh, I sang...
There are like six Law & Orders on the air now, have you not seen one of them?
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