GGretchen
Did you end up over-educated and unemployable like you said in the yearbook?
Yep.
All S1
S1 E1Wax Lion
You tell people we're not related.
It was just that one time.
It was Grandpa's wake!
Disappointing your family is an extreme sport for you.
Why do they always sacrifice the pretty ones?
I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.
[Jaye picks a quarter out of the fountain]
GGirl
You're not supposed to steal!
You're not supposed to talk to strangers. Piss off!
GGretchen
Did you end up over-educated and unemployable like you said in the yearbook?
Yep.
You tell people we're not related.
It was just that one time.
It was Grandpa's wake!
Disappointing your family is an extreme sport for you.
Why do they always sacrifice the pretty ones?
I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.
[Jaye picks a quarter out of the fountain]
GGirl
You're not supposed to steal!
You're not supposed to talk to strangers. Piss off!
Your voice just got loud.
S1 E2Pink Flamingos
Eric can't talk right now, because he's servicing me sexually.
I don't have a choice. I'm a puppet. The universe sticks its hand up my butt, and if I don't dance people get hurt.
I've got my own list of things to do. And at the top of it: destroy Gretchen Speck. You may be the universe's butt puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight, accounts are comin' due.
Honey, you should go in there.
Me?
Otherwise, I'll have to.
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