You hit me with a television!
It was a portable!
“Lying Pig” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Jaye Tyler (3), Mahandra McGinty (3), Heidi (2), Eric Gotts (1), Aaron Tyler (1)
Fine, I'm the crazy one... but I had the snake!
Well, it's my snake and I want it back.
[Jaye looks puzzled]
The snake... that's a penis reference, right?
No, God! With a mind that works like that no wonder you cheated on your honeymoon.
Alright, what're we drinking to?
How about crazy women and losers who love them.
You are not a loser. She is your wife. You don't just stop loving her because...
I am not talking about Heidi.
Uh... wow, really? [Eric gave her a convincing look] You love her? [another look from Eric] well, then you have to tell her.
Not until she tells me.
Now you're playing chicken. She has to say it first?
Not it, but something, anything. I just need a word. One word, so I'd know I am not the only one feeling this. But she can't say it and I don't know why.
You're like a brother to me.
So, I make love like a black man?
Not that kind of brother, you idiot!
Nobody can hurt by just admitting how they feel.
I think I might love him. Uhh. See that, it hurt.
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