Jaye Tyler quotes from Wonderfalls

Mahandra

Nobody can hurt by just admitting how they feel.

Jaye

I think I might love him. Uhh. See that, it hurt.

Jaye

[to Brass Monkey] Tell me why you talk to me!

Because... you listen.

Jaye

I couldn’t stand the thought of spending another day looking at those faces with their stupid little mouths constantly running and making all sorts of unreasonable demands on me.

Mahandra

Are you sure you should be in a customer service industry?

Aaron

St. Paul was just a punk until he was blinded by the light, and Gandhi was just drinking and whoring it up with his friends until he heard the cry of his people.

Jaye

And Neo was just a geek until he swallowed that little red pill.

They really look up to me!

Jaye

Yeah, you made them sit down.

Is this one of those stores that gives its employees a cash bonus when they apprehend a shoplifter?

Jaye

Ten percent of whatever they were gonna steal! One time I accidentally left the watch case open and I got, like, 500 bucks.

Eric

I'd like to return these items.

Jaye

Did they break? 'Cause we sell a lot of crap here.