CBCaged Bird
Let him go!
“Caged Bird” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Jaye Tyler (3), Eric Gotts (1), Sharon Tyler (1)
WWade
Is this one of those stores that gives its employees a cash bonus when they apprehend a shoplifter?
Ten percent of whatever they were gonna steal! One time I accidentally left the watch case open and I got, like, 500 bucks.
I make good life choices — mostly because they’re forced on me — but I make them, and I find myself in unpleasant situations all the time. You know why? Because even if you have a choice it can and will be taken away from you. We’re all fate’s bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now.
AAlec
No! Please, don’t kill me! I can’t die! I’ve never been with a woman!
BRBank robber
[to Sharon] You...
I have been with a woman!
[Eric is holding a bag full of Wonderfalls souvenirs.]
I'd like to return these items.
Did they break? 'Cause we sell a lot of crap here.
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