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Wonderfalls · Season 1, Episode 13

Wade and Jaye in “Caged Bird”

WWade

Is this one of those stores that gives its employees a cash bonus when they apprehend a shoplifter?

Jaye

Ten percent of whatever they were gonna steal! One time I accidentally left the watch case open and I got, like, 500 bucks.

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