Statistics, right? I don't trust 'em. Statistically speaking, anybody who's led the kind of life that I have should look completely wasted.
“Up and Down the Dial” · Season 4, Episode 22
In this episode: Dr. Johnny Fever (1), Andy Travis (1), Mrs. Carlson (1), Hirsch (1)
Can you give me three solid reasons why Les should be fired?
Yes—he's incompetent, unprofessional, and very weird.
[after Dr. Johnny Fever has arrived] I'll just interrupt madam's meditation on the veranda. It is Dr. Johnny Fever?
[Johnny nods]
[calling out onto the veranda] Madam--your physician is here!
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