Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1 quotes

Alex

Mom, dad, I have some really exciting news. I've decided to get back in the Wizard Competition.

Theresa

(distracted by Skee Ball) It's in the drawer with the dead batteries. A hundred, Jerry!

Alex

Are you even listening? I am going to win the Wizards Competition so Mason and I can be together.

Jerry

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great, honey. (reaches into pocket) Here's twenty dollars. (hands to Alex) Take your own candy. (rolls ball) Ah haha! A hundred and fifty points, Theresa!

Mason

Let me try. I ate Dean today.

(stop playing) What?!

Alex

He said we're going to the movies. Bye! (the episode ends as Alex and Mason run down the street)

Alex

Justin, please tell me-oooh, cotton candy! (takes a piece of the swirl)

Jerry

Max was in it.

Alex

[drops the cotton candy]

Alex

Yes you did. [in a baby voice] You're the best brother ever.

Justin

Get out!

Alex

[skips happily to the portal door]

Justin

The key to mastering a spell is focusing your inner wizard and summoning all your power. It's a little something I like to call "Using the Force".

Felix

The Force? Dude, you ripped that off of Star Wars!

Justin

Or did they rip it off from me...? [tries to use the Jedi mind trick on Felix]

Felix

And you ripped that off, too!

Justin

Alex, why are you wasting my time? You were suppose to transform into Justin Bieber not "Just a beaver."

Alex

[as a beaver] What went wrong? I did the spell correctly!

Max

[enters the lair from the portal] Hey guys. So I moved up the wizard competition to Monday at 4pm. Let's just get this thing done. [leaves]

WHAT?!

Alex

I can't believe that Max moved up the final wizard competition! Is that even legal?

Justin

[reading a book] Yeah the Wizard Competition Code states it. Only Max can change the date back. Okay, don't worry about it. I'll...go talk to him. I can reason with him.

Alex

Say that last sentence again.

Justin

I can reason with him. [realizes what he said] I will...distract him with something shiny.

Harper

[to Alex] Alex, I think you're being replaced as daddy's little girl.

Alex

[mildly annoyed] Please, I'm daddy's little girl. [referring to 'Max/Maxine'] That is daddy's little freak.

Justin

Hmm. Looks like the little girl shoe is on the other foot, and it fits well. [leaves]

Maxine

[gazing at her reflection backstage, at the dojo] PIGTAILS? LOLLIPOP?!? You didn't change me back,you made me CUTER! Get ready,because Maxine is going to be your cutest nightmare. EVER.

Alex

Glad your little girl's okay. [leaves]

Alex

Yes. How is it possible that you and I are related?

Alex

It doesn't even look that hard. It's just a little pamphlet. [opens the pamphlet to reveal more] Little bit. [opens pamphlet more and stretches it out to Justin] More. [opens the paper more] Oh, this is going to take me, like, three days just to close up!

Alex

You're going to throw away everything that we've been working so hard on to get back into the competition for some girl that you barely even know.

Justin

I know her.

Alex

Good, 'cause I have no idea who you are.

Alex

You know what you guys need? An inspirational speech. [stands up on a chair] Okay, we can succeed without Justin. If we believe in each other, we can accomplish anything we set our minds to. So I say, fellow delinquents, we can do it, I think.

We can do it, I think. We can do it, I think. We can do it, I think!

Alex

Yeah! I think.

Felix

Yes! We did it! You're my new Mr. Justin but pretty.

Alex

Aww. [blushes and hides her face behind the paper]