TV show quotes
Very good, Justin. Alex, you're up.
Oh, okay. This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill its slot. [a brick appears] Oh! It's a pretty dove!
No. Oh! It's a pretty brick. You weren't concentrating. Max, you're up.
This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill with snot. [dove sneezes] I said snot, didn't I?
Got it.
Does he have to say, "Got it" after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam.
[surprised] We're taking an exam?
Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?
So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.
[batting her eyes and looking cute] Are you talking about me?
[mocking Alex's expression] Alex, you're doing it right now.
Hey, what's that?
[hastily] Uh...
These parents are now not...
What're you doing?
...two guinea pigs should fill their slot.
What did I just do? I panicked! I needed to buy myself more time.
To do what?
To panic!
I don't know why you guys even bothered taking that test. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers.
That's not for a long while, Justin.
And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win.
Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And, you don't take any of this magic seriously.
I can't take *you* seriously. You use big words like "transparent". What are you, British?
No, but I am.
[Professor Crumbs, who was about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig] Don't look at me, I don't have my powers!
[shocked] Justin?
...I panicked!
This is my problem not yours. Don't let me drag you down.
But you don't drag me down. I don't want you to lose your powers. Everytime you mess up; I have to think of a way to fix it. You make me a better wizard.
Hey kid, I can tell you how to get rid of a bad report card.
Really? How?
Get good grades.
I hate you.
Hate you too. (they look at eachother for a bit, then hug)
...And if it means that much to you, i'll sign your tortilla petition.
I quit. [Grabs Harper's arm] And we're going to the kitchen...[Everyone gasps] to eat...[more gasps] And we don't care who watches!
[On the phone talking to his Mom] So you and Dad crossed over into New Jersary right, Then It's official I'm in charge? What if there was a tidal wave, If their was THEN can I be in charge? YES!! [Hangs up phone and blows a whistle] Okay, I'm in charge.
[Throws a water balloon at Justin] Hey, look, a tidal wave, now you're in charge!
Alex, you just ruined my new clothes.
Justin, when you wear something for a week, it's not new anymore. It just needs a wash.
[Throws a water balloon at Justin] Hey, look, I just washed it. You're welcome!
C'mon Alex, you got a D in lunch.
[walks into the Wizard Lair] Ooh, yay! I'm in the Wizard Lair. Or as I like to call, "The Garage Sale That Never Happened".
[holds up the Speed Shirt] This is a Speed Shirt, it gives you supersonic speed.
Ah, does it grow your hair really long?
Speed...shirt...
[Max, confused]
(After justin turns into a werewolf and he and his girlfriend run off togther)Don't forget your collars, its flea season. [laughs] Man, I am on fire!
(Chews Alex's sweater) Now that was fun!
Really? Because my word was weird
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