(sees Justin in wizard's clothing) You know, you remind me of someone…Terry something? Umm…Barry something? Larry something? Oh, never mind.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
WOULD IT HURT TO GET US A LITTLE TURKEY JERKY?!?
(Alex admits she used the portal key, stammering) AHH! THE...PORTAL...G...G...[SCREAMS]
Okay, and on the way we can pick up your new wizard's robes!
Oh, no, Mom. They do just black bathrobes now. Wizard's robes are too formal for these casual times.
DDoor
[SINGSONGING] DUN-DUN-DUN...
I'll see you in the finals, jerk.
HNHugh Normous
[during 12 ball semi-finals] He did it! He hit the tattler!
JPJerko Phoenix
Looks like it's just you, me and destiny.
Oh, I love porcini mushrooms.
SGSalad Girl
That's what the hot dog guy in Washington Square Park said.
Get your Bronxstrami. Central Park sandwich. Right here at the Sub station!
Hey, it's working.
SGSalad Girl
Salads make you perky. Sandwiches make you sleepy.
Salads are un-American!!
EDr Evilini
Did my messenger fish just tell you my evil plan?
No.
MFMessenger Fish
All right, this time pay attention, 'Dear Mamma, you'd be proud to know that after the twelve ball tournament reveals the best young wizard I will drain [Alex puts hand over the messenger fish's mouth]
Ok, maybe he did tell me.
Oh, come on, she isn't that cute!
Yes, she is!
No, she isn't!
Uh huh.
Wow. Dad is mad inside and out.
Okay, let's talk about it. (disappears with the kids)
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